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Impersonator.
oh good god,
its here to.
hate this day.
F'naaaaaaaaaaaa.
Well, that was something, alright.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm............ Something is..... different.... Did you get a haircut Bob?
Son of a bitch.
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Son of a bitch.
I think I'm gonna go join Colgate now, wherever she is. dl.dropbox.com/u/21167245/FiMFiction/Emoticons/misc_Colgate_gaze.png
And my favorite bobba strikes again
Another uninspired piece of drivel from RobraiwBon. Surely, a better author could have written something, such as Aegis Shield or darf.
4166132 or FelixDawn or RainbowBob's nipples.
Read the entire thing and there's only one emotion profound enough to explain my current feelings towards this superb masterpiece:
... What the hell did I just read?
This is, without a doubt, the single most emotional story I have ever read. Mr. Sponge, you, good sir, have change my life. I... I need to go sit down for a while...
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RBB's nipples need to write something now, and we will all read its amazing, graceful words, and we shall be thankful for it.
Okay, bullshit time is over.
I seriously laughed my ass of to this one, dude. It's all the best of when you go balls-out on comedy with none of the drag. Also, being on hour 28 of a 29-hour duty shift, I can confirm that Colga... er, Minuette is acting exactly how I'm feeling right now.
In all realness, I fave this in every way the term can apply. This was fucking hilarious, brother. Great job.
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I can't tell which one of you wrote this. It seems like something RainbowBob would write, but all of his other stories have become shortskirtsandexplosions's stories. It certainly doesn't seem likes something skirts would write, but I don't know what to think with all of this April Fool's stuff going on. I just don't know.
Well, that was... a story.
I think...
I liked it, but kept expecting Minuette to wake up and find it was all just a dream...
...but Twilight having your abyssally created offspring can't be all bad, right?
Not going to lie, just getting those happy endings into this story is impressive.
SISTER, I FEEL FOR YOU RIGHT HERE! KEEP UP AND NEVER LOSE HOPE! WE CAN DO IT!
Fappo!
This is Skirt's work alright. I'd know that violet colored reference ridden half aphasiac half logorrheic style anywhere.
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What is this I don't even
*reads fic* Welp, time to hijack a plane and crash it into the internet building!
4170735 4166192 You read "Colgate is Best Pony" by RainbowBob.
I expect this to happen to Colgate next:
This is why you don't let skirts write clop.
People just can't handle the immence power and quality of it.
...
*slowly takes off and cleans glasses before putting them back on, taking three deep breaths....before falling to the ground laughing hysterically*
Wow this was good. This needs a sequel where Twilight saves Colgate before she hits the ground and then this train wreck that is Colgates life can continue. That'd be awesome, seriously I laughed like crazy.
Well then... I have a new OTP: Derpy Heartstrings.
hooray lyra can be remembered again
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Oh, my.
Dat Background Pony reference...
I thought SSE wrote this. Apparently not...
Did Colgate just...kill herself?
Finally got around to reading this and
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Don't get me wrong. It was funny as balls. But... fuck... I'm feeling the need for sleep myself.
YOU MANIACS, YOU HOUNDED HER TO DEATH, GODDESS DAMN YOU, GODDESS DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Yeah, that sounds about right.
that was unbelievably cruel...
That was literally the biggest WTF story I do believe I've had the pleasure of reading. Also I don't know about you guys but yeah I've had days like that. Not that bad but yeah similar. It was an entertaining read thank you.
Unfortunately, her mad dash out the window caused her to land on Granny Smith, shattering her hip.
In the process of doing so, they also discovered that Granny had early stages of cancer and were able to treat it successfully and she lived for another twenty-five years.
Colgate is best pony.
This was INTENSELY stupid. I feel like I was just butt raped by absurdity.
Good job.
I still think this needs a sequel.
C-can't...feel...
Can't b-breathe...
T-too much...laughing...
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what?
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SS&E never fails to amuse. I'm cracking up so hard right now! Poor Minuette.