"Sweetie Belle..." she heard him hiss as he struggled to keep balance. "Let me in."
AAAAH! SEX ZOMBIE!!
Shining Armor
WHOA THERE. That there stallion is married, you little homewrecker! There are some indiscretions that we just don't tolerate, even in your delirious hormone-fueled fantasies!
That had been the most awkward conversation she'd had with anypony all year.
With your sister locked upstairs and spewing pheromones, there's still plenty of opportunity to top it, Rares.
"If anything, I love you more than I can possibly show."
- due to a wide array of insightful and severe legal impediments.
She saw the colt's curly mane peeking out as he got up by the Boutique and shook off the debris. Dazed and wobbling, he looked up as thin streaks of crimson began to form on his rump and flanks. Suddenly he felt very sore; he glanced down at his new injury, eyes wide... then padded off in the other direction fast. That nasty spill -- which he had barely survived by falling into Rarity's rose bushes -- was enough to deter him.
Sweetie Belle frowned seeing this, and she began to feel angry with him... so much for his determination. The colt glanced back, under her judgmental glare, as he disappeared over the cobblestone hilltop above Sugarcube Corner. Normally Sweetie would have felt sorry for him, but not today.
Had this colt succeeded this story would have the actual sex scene, but I guess it was just made just for comedy's sake.
AAAAH! SEX ZOMBIE!!
WHOA THERE. That there stallion is married, you little homewrecker! There are some indiscretions that we just don't tolerate, even in your delirious hormone-fueled fantasies!
With your sister locked upstairs and spewing pheromones, there's still plenty of opportunity to top it, Rares.
- due to a wide array of insightful and severe legal impediments.
Heat definitely happens once a year, not once a month. It's not a period.
Had this colt succeeded this story would have the actual sex scene, but I guess it was just made just for comedy's sake.
Either way, you cockblocked.