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Mystery presents are nice. Mystery presents with insults written on them are not so nice. After getting so many from some sort of twisted secret admirer, Spike goes on a mission to find out who's sending him these mixed messages.
A silly little something that popped to mind recently and I just had to write down. Hope you all enjoy.
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Wow, I had no idea it'd be an eldritch abomination that was Spike's secret admirer!
Wow. That was actually unexpected to say the least.
Gave me a good laugh, and was well presented though. Good job
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Though I have to wonder where the drive-by downvotes are coming from... 
I thought it was creative myself.
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Glad you enjoyed!
one word
what
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I'm wondering that myself, actually. It's weird
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Exactly.
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I guess I should expect them for this sort of story, but still.
Eh, not bad but the ending was obvious before I even clicked on the story due to character tags.
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Fixed.
Oh wow, that was a surprise. Totally ship it.
funny as hell but down vote on the premises this is a s an insult to Spike
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Finally somebody else does! The fold grows!
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Um... okay. How?Oh nevermind, it's because you're a jackass that's so homophobic that you feel insulted when a character is portrayed as a sexuality other than straight. Deleted your comment because it was so offensively stupid.24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3zug3gAV1qi3du4o1_500.gif
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Because people apparently don't like Gay!Spike.
Best. Ship. Ever!
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I can only imagine how pissed off they'll get when I portray him as a crossdresser in an upcoming story idea... 
And the more I piss off those people, the happier I am.
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Omg lol! This was the first time that i didn't hate a gay spike!
I am not saying that this was a masterpiece nor a piece of crap.
So no upvote or downvote
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I've never seen another Spike like this, honestly. Is it normally written poorly?
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Oh, you're not homophobic, you just feel insulted if you read about it. And you totes have a gay relative. Okay. Whatever helps you sleep at night.
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My new OTP.
beautiful fic. 
That was the best thing I have read in a long time!!!!
Man dude you 'made my day'
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Though probably not...
Another comes into the fold! Soon this pairing might actually be a thing, and from there, part of the fandom!
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Always glad to brighten up someone's day. Glad you liked it so much! 
Mraw, thank you!
Unexpected. Awesome. Hilarious. Irritating guy in the comments that nobody likes.
Well played LDSocrates.
Well played.
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It better become a thing, I will even make a freaking group if I have to.
Spike?
And Angel?
Why?
….
Why not?
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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all year!
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Oh god I wish there were enough stories for that.
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I like the way you think.
This…
Is…
Uhh…
Interesting?
Awesome?
Underrated?
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Than we shall make enough!
Whhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?
Okay, that was awesome.
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Hasn't gotten much notice, but hey, it may be a slow burn, right?
Thanks for saying so!
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Pffff, by all means!
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Glad you liked!
>>LDSocrates
I mi~ight just add this idea to my list of 'fimfic' ideas.
This made me chuckle.
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Glad you had fun, though! 
That's the reaction I got when I pitched the idea to some friends, too.
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By all means, write this pairing! Just be sure to let me know when you do!
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Glad it got something good out of ya, at least.
This... actually brings up a valid question: would this be bestiality? I mean, Angel is sapient, apparently, since he can understand language and communicate. But he's still considered a pet by everyone in town. So... iunno. I mean, I'm all in favor of gay Spike shipping, but this may be too out there for me to accept.
That's not saying anything about the story itself. Was very well written, funny, and an overall very enjoyable read. Above was just me musing idly on inter-species erotica, as Clerks 2 put it.
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Hm... well, you could say that they're both kind-of pets, since they're non-ponies in an equine dominated society, and both have to go to the vet to get treated for stuff. I dunno, series where all animals are intelligent raise really weird questions like this. 
Erm, anyway, glad you enjoyed it! 
That... huh. I never really thought about that.
Enough people have said it, but damn it, I'm gonna say it again.....
WHAT.
Wow, so.....this just.....happened....
I cannot say that I really support the couple, but it is a very amusing story with a twist that made me smile, so kudos and a mustache go to you
(Might be spoily.)
At first I thought it would be Twilight. But once he got to his final destination and Fluttershy said what she said, I figured out who it was... you clever writer you...
I...
You...
Wha...
...
Okay Then!
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People have shipped stranger things over less!
Honestly? I'm surprised nobody thought of this before.
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Glad I could get a smile out of ya, at least!
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Heheh, I'm a regular clever-clogs.
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Only words to describe it, I suppose.
i came into this story thinking "its totes diamond tiara" and came out thinking "oh god this has to be the worst pairing ive ever seen i think i might barf" but it was still funny
This is so weird but this was interesting to read. Anyway i give it a nice 6.7/10
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Too predictable. And normal.
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Glad you liked it! If it got a smile, that's good enough for me.
This was a thing of beauty.
It made my heart smile. 
NEW OTP!!
I actually thought it was going to be Diamond Tiara for a while there.
This was funnier.
That was entirely novel, and the reveal came totally out of the left field. Excellent work.
Also well written, and entertaining in general.
This should be added to the Celestia's Library group, because they focus on novel and groundbreaking concepts, and I think this would fit the bill.
Much approved.
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And another has been converted 
So glad you enjoyed so much!
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Never heard of that group, though. 
I'll submit, and hope it gets through!
Wow, um, thanks! That's pretty high praise.
4057818 Im gonna guess the drive by downvotes are coming from our friendly neighborhood christens.