Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.
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Fluttershy, reborn as a denizen of the dark and desperate for a drink, goes on the prowl in the dead of night. What ensues is less horrifying and more hilarious.
A silly little idea I came up with when discussing this episode with some friends. Sex tag is for risqué jokes and situations. There is blood, but I don't think there's enough to warrant a Gore tag. Hope this gets some laughs!
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Aw, socrates, you're jumping on the band wagon?... Ah well, at least we'll know it's good.
Shipping? Probably, oh well guess i'll give it a shot, hopefully I'm wrong.
...Bleh, knew it... I'll still give it an upvote, I guess.
That title though
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Hey, I waited for the bandwagon to be a ways down the road first. Give me some credit!
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Some shipping, but not enough to warrant a romance tag, and in the end is just for a joke anyway.
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Sad to say a friend came up with it, though. 
I know, right?
Yes, Fluttershy, I'm sure Applejack can't imagine how that feels.
On the story in general... laughs. Yes, there were some of those. Quite a lot, indeed. From Fluttershy *cough* excelling as a predator to the CMC getting everything wrong.
So well done there. 'Twas actually the first Flutterbat story for me, so it's still fresh for me.
And you managed to sneak some nice shipping in there, you crafty author, you.
All in all, excellent read, thank you.
Great. Now the plague is spreading. Nice going, Fluttershy!
Wait, no. This is Twilight's fault. Nice going, Twilight.
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Thanks for making me laugh, and so glad you liked the story! 
Honestly don't ship these two that much, but given the story idea it was way too good to pass up. 
And thank you for leaving such good feedback. 
Oh god, I didn't even think about that.
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And soon, all of Equestria will be overrun! It'll be like the movie Daybreakers, only more memorable and many times more cute!
As funny as the rest of the story is...it's that line at the end that sold me!
Poor Cheerilee.
Hey hey hey, a story for me today!
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Haaaaaaai Merlos.
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Was the best punchline possible, I think!
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Thanks a ton, man!
...Fat Albert?
Erm, anyway, did some additions and rewrites based on your feedback before, and now I'm pretty proud of it and it's doing well!
lol this was great X3
Jumping on the Bandwagon? : Our self-respect.
Shameless Comedy? : Our dignity and sides.
Poking fun at Cheerilee's sex life? : Priceless.
For all of your other juicy fic needs, there's Flutterbat. Drink responsibly.
MOAR, MOAR NOW!!!
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Glad you think so!
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Bravo, sir!
That... just... brilliant. Freakin' brilliant.
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H-how? This is only a one-shot!
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I will feed you to ma Dragon if you don't start writing moar!
3766690 im glad your glad X3
Ok.
I done laughed my ass off.
Beautifully done, man.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Well that was a thing. Also AJ will take notice and it'll cause Twilight to fuck up again. After following the line it's surprisingly simple who to blame for all of this.
I blame Celestia.
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There are... a lot of jokes I could make.
Erm, anyway, I probably won't be doing anything more with this idea, and if I do, not anytime soon. I've noticed you've checked out at least one other of my stories, though, so why not give me a watch and see what else I can do?
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Silliness aside, glad you liked it so much! 
Hope you had it insured.
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Naturally. Good ol' Sunbuns is to blame for everything.
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I try! Glad I managed to squeeze a laugh out of you.
Like fresh apple juice.
(Wow that sounds a lot dirtier than I intended, butt fuck it.)
Got to say, AJ's got class, love it, not as funny as I expected it to be but not bad by any means, very impressive
ah, poor Cheerilee.
That said, awesome story. fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/363/c/3/clapping_pony_icon___fluttershy_by_taritoons-d5pl2gh.gif fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/363/c/f/clapping_pony_icon___applejack_by_taritoons-d5pkxsu.gif
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Oh my god, man!
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Classiest cowgirl there ever was!
...you can stop looking so smug, AJ.
...stop staring at me!
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Erm, um, anyway, glad you enjoyed it!
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Eh, if it's not your thing, it's not your thing. Glad you liked the rest of it, though.
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Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all year!
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So when Fluttershy bites someone, its romantic and lands her a date. But when I do it, its aggrivated assault and lands me in prison.
Damn pony logic.
Great job btw. Glad you decided to release it.
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Perhaps a one-shot, but you left us with some tantalizing plot threads, which I believe we all find interesting.
Vampire Applejack? Ah ha!
No wait.
Flutterbat/Applebat? Ah ha!
No, wait.
Cutie Mark Crusaders Vampire Hunt-
Sweet Celestia Applejack, why's Fluttershy all hogtied? Ah ha!
No, wait...
“Did what?! Because it’s looking like you bit my butt to me!”
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Alright Cheerilee, what's up with you
As for the bites...well let's just hope a Ponified Van Helsing doesn't crossover
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And I'm glad I did too! Thank all y'all for telling me to. 
I think the flaw in your plan was not drinking their fluids and giving them an unholy disease. That's romantic as hell.
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Well, true, but I probably won't be doing anything with those anytime soon. If anyone else wants to make a sequel to this, by all means! If it's any good, I'll even plug it!
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Eheh, indecisiveness and questionable self-esteem can do that.
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Well played, sir!
Oh my god, I completely forgot about that movie!
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I'd be fine with it as long as it wasn't the movie form of Van Helsing... because that kind of sucked.
Even though I'm a bit against Flutter being a vampony. But I approve of this story. It was rather cute with the little jokingly story line. Plus, bat AJ, I'd like to see that one.
Wait... so Fluttershy bit Applejack, and Applejack bit Apple Bloom... What happens if Apple Bloom were to bite Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, even though I have a pretty good idea...
...
Is it wrong that I laughed so hard I could barely breath when I read this?
3771073 That's easy enough to arrange, a quick Google search manages a few. Still no good ones with wings sadly.
Applejack Vampire
I think you mean lay here.
A one shot? No, no, no! This better become just the first chapter of a 600k word magnum opus! Please?
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And yes, Applebat would be interesting, but I probably won't be writing it anytime soon. 
Glad you liked! Getting someone to like a story with a premise they don't like to begin with is a pretty huge compliment.
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Then they'd be the cutest vampires!
And no, nothing wrong with that at all. I got that response a few times even in pre-reading.
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Arrrrgh, those words always screw me up!
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I've recently recognized that I'm not good at keeping up with huge epic stories, so I'm minimizing on those. As I've said before, though, anyone who wants to write a sequel story to this is welcome to do so. 
Prrrrobably not.
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So glad I went with that punchline.
A cute little scamper of a story, well done. It was short, funny, and had a grin-inducing punchline. You should be proud.
That ending!
Wait, why is this complete? There's still so much story left! We could hear about their date, and more about their vampony problems!
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Wow, that sounded really dramatic in my head. Like the ending line to a movie trailer delivered by the villain.
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I am pretty happy with this story, yes. Glad you liked it! 
Mraw, thanks!
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I'll take that as a compliment.
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If I continue this in the future, it won't be soon. Anyone who wants to write a sequel or other continuation is free to, though. Open invitation. 
I know, I know. I almost always get requests for my one-shots to continue, though, and I just can't do them all. I don't handle long stories very well, anyway.
3770845 Alright, so I need to go out into the world, get all disease's known to man and several known to monkeys, THEN bite someone? Cause that sounds kind of dangerous. But if it worked for a fictional pony on a story on the internet, then its bound to work for me. Right?
3770845 Thanks!
3772922 And the sex!
3771517 ...shouldn´t be "laid low" ?
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No, then you'd be a zombie. That'd be like a vampire apocalypse, only far, far less sexy. Best to just try to get women the normal ways.
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But a continuation probably won't happen anytime soon - at least, not written by me. I have another long-term project in mind to start, another long-term project I need to finally finish, and several one-shots to sprinkle betwixt the two. In short: pretty booked already. 
But any author out there that wants to write a sequel is welcome to do so, as long as they let me know.
Glad you enjoyed it!
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Gaaaahhh, these words will be the end of me!
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...wait, what the...? Why does this exist?
So Fluttershy bit Applejack, Applejack bit Apple Bloom... so does that mean that Apple Bloom is a vampony too?
You know I thought Twilight would have learned about magically changing a creature's eating habits after Swarm of the Century. It's almost treated as if that episode never happened.
I'm pretty sure there is a TV trope on that.
So first she completely demolishes Ponyville with her spell mishap with the parasprites and now she's unleashed a plague of vampirism starting with Fluttershy
Nice job breaking it Twilight
"When you said 'bite me,' I thought this was what you had in mind!"
Can't breathe, laughing too hard.
3774715 No because she's doing it to herself.
"Lay and laid both mean to set something down, while lie, lay and lain all mean the subject is setting itself down."