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CartsBeforeHorses


Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders like to argue. A lot. This story documents some of their biggest disagreements, debates, and throw-downs. As it's an anthology, feel free to read the chapters in whatever order. Witness the CMCs argue over such trivial and pointless topics as...

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Best genre-I like acoustic

Are apples overrated-Nah

Which pony Celestia should make an alicorn-Pinkie Pie

All in all, good story.

yeah fuck you pinkie no one likes ska
well, time to listen to Sublime

Apple Bloom scowled. "But an apple a day keeps the doctor away!"
"That's a lie!" yelled Scootaloo. "I used to eat apples all the time, and then I went to the doctor and found out that I still couldn't fly!"

:raritycry:

:rainbowlaugh:

Colt-182 and Hoofthorn heights are my favourites

I enjoyed the music debate the most, Pinkie had the best overall taste, new music now, ugh.

Tim McGryphon...

Hilarious.

Everything that Scoots says is basically true.

Best genre: electronica, although I'm partial to some pop.

Are apples overrated: I like apples.

Which pony should Celestia make an alicorn: Fluttershy, clearly

Nopony shall deny the glory of Colts of Bodom!

Hey, Scootaloo?

If it's not from the late 70's, you shouldn't be calling it punk rock.

I like 'em all.
What? I'm an audiophile.

Strawberries for me. Or figs.

Kiwis are best fruit. This discussion is over. KIWIS. YEEAAHH

3962105 Regi, are you a bad fish too? (Are you a bad fish too?)

Genre- Dubstep
Apples- Fruit, no; family, yes.
Alicorn- ALICORNIFY ALL THE PONIES

Best genre - Soundtrack.

Are Apples overrated? - No way!

Which pony Celestia should make an alicorn - I'd say...... Sunset Shimmer.

Um, I think you called scootaloo "sweetie belle" in the first paragraph! :twilightoops:

Ugh. Sweetie, listen to your friends. Your music is crap.

Best Music Genre: ALL OF THEM

Are apples overrated?: No.

Who should be next princess: I don't know. I think we have enough princesses right now.

I'm more of a Pear person myself...

Crap you and all of your healthy food, I like cheese and chocolate!
<<"Uh..." said Apple Bloom, "That ain't what I meant. Apples are the best fruit, though. When an apple fell on Isaac Newcolt's head, he discovered gravity! That's why you gotta give an apple to your teacher for her to put on her desk, so she'll remember about gravity and not float away!">>

Actually... I was hoping she would...

Genre- pop rock:scootangel:
Apples- I love to non-alcoholic cider:ajsmug:
Princess- me:derpytongue2:

3962385 well, I like dubstep! And, electro-pop, pop, j-pop, little bit o rock, and the occasional little girls show theme. :rainbowlaugh:

Holy hell. Are you me, by chance? Without ever even reading this one, I wrote a story nearly exactly like this.

http://writeoff.me/fic/808-Turn-the-Radio-Off

Same punchline and everything. Jesus.

I'm on Scootaloo's side! Rock for life!

Also, those ponified names, though. Very clever.

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