• Member Since 19th Apr, 2013
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The DJ Rainbow Dash


Stuck somewhere between writing funny and sad horsewords. Don't forget to add romance in there!

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FEATURE BOX OR BUST

Edit: I REGRET NOTHING

Dis gon be gewd.

I like the Harpsichord, don't get me wrong, but the Pipe Organ beats it. And if the Pipe Organ is King, then the Detragan is GOD! Those who get either of the references in that statement, congrats!

she studied the keys of the, wondering

She studied the keys of the what? :twilightblush:

Yay, it's a thing! :pinkiehappy::rainbowlaugh::facehoof::yay:

"Yep! I have no idea what it is! Feels like a tractor trailer full of molten muffin batter though."

I'm sure she speaks from experience.

This is clearly the literary equivalent of a psychotic break.

The fuck did I just read? Based on what sort of things I've seen on the featured list as of late, I would be extremely surprised if this didn't make it. Good job!

When I saw Timaeus's blog with the chat where you were thinking about writing this, I switched faiths and started praying to the god that I previously did not believe in that this would come true.

And but a few days later, I witnessed a miracle.

My dead dog came back to me.

Oh yeah, and this was posted.

I have no words..... *stands, claps, and cries*

:facehoof:





( I love it)

Make more, sweet one...

DJ!! YOUR BLOODY THUMBS UP BOTTON BIT MEE!!!!

HOLY FUCK YOU DID IT!

FAV FAV FAV FAV FAV!

The skype chat actually did something productive! And, obviously, the first thing it does is absolutely beautiful.

Surely, someone needs to start a Twidashichord group now, because Harpsichord is best alicorn.

Wait.... what happens when Discord meets Harpsichord?

0.o someone do this too.

3830652 Yeah that isn't happening :twilightsheepish:

3830665 Oh it is.

3830676 That... is pretty accurate actually.

3830684 :rainbowhuh:

3830690 Fixed :twilightsmile:

3830778 Indeed it is! :trollestia:

3830786 Most likely, yeah. :derpytongue2:

3831083 Also not too far off with that one. :twilightsmile:

3831149 Thanks, but it isn't getting there.

3831436 I told myself I'd keep my word :raritywink:

3831622 And I love you :raritywink:

3831881 In the future perhaps...

3833384 BAD THUMB. BAD! *scolds said thumb*

3833866 Like I said above, I kept to my word. And I never wrote Discord before, although the idea is quite interesting. :rainbowwild:

3833827 i'm about as surprised as you are, usually the Skype chat is talking about genitals or just weird crap that i dont think is suitable for mortal eyes :eeyup::facehoof:

3834363 bet ya cant guess who i am....go on guess!

3834390 Uh... actually I don't know. :rainbowderp:

3834402 c'mon its elementary my dear .......!

3834408 ... *thinks harder* Still nothin. :derpytongue2:

What the fuck did I just read!?



And why do I love it so much?

3834415 ....Tom may have turned me gay....or at the least confused me sexually.

The many things that happen on Skype :twilightblush:

Loved it by the way.

3834424 I'm still lost (my memory is crap sometimes)

3848050 my name rhymes with Geese

3848104 took you long enough

Oh dear, just to add to add on my last comment, I literally went on my midi keyboard to see how a harpsicord sounds as if I never heard one before. LOOK WHAT YOUR WRITING DID TO ME :raritycry: (in a good way)

What did I just read :rainbowderp:
But by Celestia's flank, this was amazing :moustache:

I... Uh... Yes? I'll go with yes.

...what the doozy did I just read...anyways it was certainly different...but I liked it. well done! :pinkiesmile:

:rainbowderp:Dafuq did I just read. That was the most hilarious, ridiculous, utterly random story jammed packed with more nonsense than Discord would know what to do with!

Eh? Doesn't this happen to everyone when the play an instrument?

I mean, one time me and this didgeridoo...

I'm sorry, I'm just... overwhelmed with memories. Gimme a moment.

Crap. I won't be able to look at my sister's harpsichord the same way ever again. Yes, my sister has a harpsichord. You jellyfish?

"Holy fuck!"

That's what I said. This was so random, I said "Holy fuck! What is this shit that somehow is good?" So I give you a like and a fav, good sir!

o_o...The fuck? Don't get me wrong, it's funny, but... The fuck?

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