I'm a Monster Now

by monkeylegs

Stupid End - 1

Author's Note:

No, this isn't the actual end. I'm bored.

The queen looked down on her kingdom from a thunder cloud, thousands of changelings were setting the attack on Equestria, it was a quick and sudden ambush, and there'd be no way for them to win. But, Celestia and Luna were persistant alicorns, and went to fight Chrysalis, to which she knew she was had no chance to beat them in their combined power. She whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything she could say is that this cab was rare, But the queen thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel-Air'! She pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. She looked to her kingdom, she was finally there! To sit on her throne as the Queen of Bel-Air.

Comments

[isjor1]

FIRST and
the ffreik

[monkeylegs]

3853849 I have no idea what you just typed :D

[isjor1]

3853866 sry
it says the frick
my bad

[SpacelordVen]

okay, i was even more excited, buuuut... yeah, this wasnt as long enough to satisfy my taste. More!

[monkeylegs]

Why do people like this?!

The fanfics I enjoy writing and fun with get to ignored, and this little crapfest is getting too much attention

I hate writing this in every way and it is no longer my headcanon at all...

[Ithrex]

4496177 You could take it down and edit it until it stops making you ashamed to live.

That's what I did

[DuskDew]

canceled nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!