One thousand years ago, Nightmare Moon took control of Equestria, securing eternal night and, as a side effect, turning Equestria into a haven for goths, emos, even the occasional cultist or warlock (overly happy ponies and preppies still exist, but the decriminalization of murder makes them much less of a problem). But now the Mare in the Sun, Princess Celestia, has returned and threatens to end the night and replace it with a continuous cycle of night and day, because apparently Sunbutt can't make up her mind. Can Dark Tome and his new friends these losers that are following him stop Celestia, or will she succeed in returning peace and balance to the land?
Warning: discusses topics such as homocide, suicide, sororicide, genocide, and a least 8 or 9 other -cides, all occasions of which are played for laughs.
Well this is certainly an interesting take on the whole "luna wins" formula. I rather like it. Certainly fits my type of humor. Keep up the good work. I'll be watching.......
3687044 Thank you. If you thought it was good so far, just wait til I start the dystopian worldbuilding
Augh! I'm trying to write, got about a hundred unread chapters here on fimfic alone, and people keep releasing interesting-looking stories!
Welp, it's only about a thousand words... so, onwards!
Hah, ouch. Bet they've got a thriving sunscreen and umbrella industry.
Oh you clever bastard
Hah. A ruler that doesn't just let that slide
Overall... the flaying part was gross and awful, and probably completely intentionally so, but still... yuck? Kinda poor taste imo.
"Spite" - really clever, lol. Does he even get her soul if she dies from something else than the body part sacrificing thing?
3688775 Yeah, this one's not gonna be too long, overall. Sorry if the flaying was a little over the top; I think I'm a little desensitized (do you think this needs a mature tag? because I was on the fence about that). It's probably the worst this one will go though. Also, Dark Tome is male, though I may need to go back in and clarify that.
3689039 Yeeah, don't think there was anything really pointing out that gender
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Ah, it says "My, what a smart young stallion you are to have figured it out." Did you just adjust that, or was that there all along? Still kinda annoying to only have it show up at the end, though. I guess that's a general problem with first person fics, though.
3689132 Just added it