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Bloomberg's new life in the Everfree forest is BORING. But when he sees a beautiful tree growing in a nearby cave, he falls in love, and determines to do what ever it takes to have her as his own! BloombergxTreeOfHarmony.
Yes, this is a crack pairing. But it's also a truly romantic tale!
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I haven't read it yet and all im saying is what?
That's not a reason to like or dislike but ... I can say is that its an verrrrrry interesting concept
I cried tears of raw emotion.
you are now within your rights to say first.
Congratulations on the most original romance fic ever
Ok I read it now... Wow... That's really original... I quite liked it ...
Congrats you A thumbs up from me.
It's like Bukowski and L. Frank Baum had a baby.
The whole thing is a paradox. Playing it straight will make it all the more ridiculous anyway. Taking the "crack fic" route will make it predictable.
Play it straight.
True romance.
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So that's a good thing, right?
That gets you back for all those feels you put me through recently...
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First!
Thanks for the comment! I hope you liked it!
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Thanks bro! Glad you enjoyed it!
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You make it sound like I use you as a strainer.
And Bloomberg DID care because he was a tree.
With the random reference out of the way, this is one great crackship you've got here. Just good enough that it can work, but it forces the reader to extend their suspension of disbelief. I'll be following the hell out of this story.
-SoI
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And the baby is an apple tree.
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Wait, you don't? Man, I've been confused for a while then... I kinda liked thinking of myself as a colander...
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Thanks bro! I hope the ending will amuse you sufficiently.
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That does seem to be the consensus...
Thanks for the comment!
I guess Bloomberg's got wood.
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You know what's funny? This is getting huge success, and you wrote it for shits and giggles.
Also, sorry yeah, I probably should have explained that before I stabbed holes into you and poured raw feels into your guts, before straining out all the pure feel.
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But yeah, he certainly seems to. I almost made a stamen and pistils joke, but decided I didn't want to get too vulgar. Thanks for crossing that particular Rubicon for me!
Glade you enjoyed it!
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I know right?
WELL, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN HELPFUL!!!!!
This should be interesting.
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I NEEDED TO PERFORM MY SATANIC RITUALS, YOU KNOW MY FATHER IS LUCIFER! WHAT IF I DON'T DO THE HOMEWORK HE SET?
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Will he send you to heaven as a punishment?
So, Awesome!
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Thanks!
Yup... this definitely is a thing.
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Probably.
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Dude, things are my favorite!
Thanks for the fave! Glad you enjoyed it!
And here I was expecting the notice to link me to a Fluttershy X Discord Vines tentacle fic. This is a much better surprise and completely unexpected. I'm going to fave and like this just so it can get featured before the tentacle stories. Then I'll read it later....probably.
This. This is the best thing ever. Please play it straight.
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Hey, I wouldn't do that to you! Thanks for your kind words, glad you like it!
This is relevant to my interests. Please, continue...
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Thanks a million bro! I plan on it
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That was quick.
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Oh, I plan on it!
3530350 What was quick?
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Your profile pic.
Yay, I made us rhyme.
3530375 haha!
I love all the new terms being thrown around, though Bloomberg seems a bit racist, or would that be treecist?
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Oh yes, he is. I'm glad you enjoyed it!
First, this is one of the most hilarious stories I've ever read and I am certain that you could easily fit this into the Discworld series with no problems what-so-ever.
I vote for true romance (duh) because that will make this story all the better in my opinion. His eagerness to get her attention; his frustration, desperation and anger when the vines wrap around her and dim her light, his fear when the big four-trunks are dragged in by the vines, and his joy and happiness when he sees his love restored and even more beautiful than ever....those are the emotions and feelings we want to experience.
Also, those stupid peach trees ruin everything, just like those dirty zebras. Stupid zebras.
> The two-back spoke
two-bark
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Wow, thanks for the compliment!
And yeah, peach trees and zebras suck. Long live Banana trees and Unicorns!
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Why the downvote anon?
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Probably a peach tree. Or a Zebra.
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I agree 37,000%.
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Indubitably.
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It's over 9000!
Sorry, I couldn't resist!
Thanks a bunch!
Inspired insanity. If I need to give people an example of such a concept, I'll know where to send them.
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Aww, thanks! Glad I could be a help!
A strange force drove me to read this fic...
It was acceptable.