The Big Bang Ponies

by Sparkle Dust

Sheldon Cooper vs. The Cutie Mark Crusaders

".. Amy, Bernadette, quit arguing! You've been arguing for hours!" Penny tried to get the two to calm down.

Three fillies passed by, their flanks still blank.

"Ah can't believe it! Ah think we've tried everything, and we still don't have our cutie marks!" The red maned filly said.

"Well, Scootaloo messed us up!" The pink and purple maned unicorn filly said.

"No it is not! My wings don't support well for that long, you know!" The magenta maned pegasus filly exclaimed.

"Guys, guys, settle down..." Sheldon looked at the three fillies trying to resolve their problem.

"What can I do to help? Hold on-" Sheldon zoomed off to find a pencil and paper.

"So, what are they?" Sheldon got them ready.

"Who are you?" Red-Mane asked.

"Who are you?" Sheldon asked.

"Ah'm Apple Bloom, this is Scootaloo-" she gestured toward Magenta-Mane.

"And I'm Sweetie Belle!" Purple-Pink-Mane exclaimed.

"What are your symptoms?"

"Scared."

"Annoyed."

"Wanting to hoof the stallion in front of me in the face."

"Hey, now, progress, progress. We're doing good." Sheldon nodded.

"Can Ah hoof your face? 'Cuz you suddenly are a beckon to attack." Apple Bloom felt like punching him, but didn't know why.

"Forget asking. ATTACK!!!!!

The CMC jumped on Sheldon Cooper, hoof

Author's Note:

Note: This is supposed to be where Sheldon is VERY oblivious to the fact that the CMC want to pound-HOOF- his face. If it sucks, quit reading.

Comments

[spetsnaz pinkie pie]

Is Penny an alicorn?

[abdcdweawrbitwaihjtolwtj]

Embarrassing. Don't make poor fanfiction like this, using TBBT is just as bad idea as it is show.
Go read Fallout:Equestria, then come back when you can write more than a few hundred words.

[spetsnaz pinkie pie]

You know what I actually want to see where this goes.

[WG Thorrun Thunderfist]

Way out of character for most to all the cast

[Kittamaru]

I... I'm sorry mate... I just don't understand where this is going...

[Gherkin]

Two hundred words does not constitute a chapter, pally. You need to write more than just "Sheldon did this. Then Leonard said that. Then bang they're in Equestria."

Describe the scenes, and what the characters are thinking and saying, in more detail. If you don't it gets boring almost instantly.

[Sparkle Dust]

3612546 No I don't think so I never notice. (no sacasm there, I really didn't notice....)

3616420 Or should you write it? Lol jk

3612566>>3612764>>3613655>>3616420 Thanks for comments! Negative ideas will be considered! (Not saying that they're negative...I'm just in a happy mood. Otherwise on another day I would be cursing at the computer screen lol )

[Sparkle Dust]

3612569 Did you like the theme song?

[Sparkle Dust]

3616909 Who cares? Just saying...not in a happy mood....

3620160 Thank you!

[Patient X]

A terrible show makes terrible crossover fan-fiction.

[Sparkle Dust]

I haven't been on, and I realize your points.

[Dat Stoopid Goi]

This just goes too fast and there is no description or how they got there or where they are. It's dialog is too fast and seems to be like they are sentient toasters (They don't speak normally like their characters would).

Just trying to help you improve the story if you can, mate.

[Grim The Pony Reaper]

I like it, but you need to make the chapters longer. Honestly, when Amy and Bernadette arrived, all of that and before could've been 1 chapter

[The Gamer Master Archive]

Which is Penny, and which is Bernadette

[YuroSutoraika]

I think Tobi here agrees with me when I say this fic is beautiful.

[pinkiepieisbehindyou]

Wow. I found my sister's old fanfiction....

BTW as of now she is no longer a brony so for the readers this story is OFFICIALLY dead.