The Big Bang Ponies

by Sparkle Dust


Sheldon Cooper vs. The Cutie Mark Crusaders

".. Amy, Bernadette, quit arguing! You've been arguing for hours!" Penny tried to get the two to calm down.

Three fillies passed by, their flanks still blank.

"Ah can't believe it! Ah think we've tried everything, and we still don't have our cutie marks!" The red maned filly said.

"Well, Scootaloo messed us up!" The pink and purple maned unicorn filly said.

"No it is not! My wings don't support well for that long, you know!" The magenta maned pegasus filly exclaimed.

"Guys, guys, settle down..." Sheldon looked at the three fillies trying to resolve their problem.

"What can I do to help? Hold on-" Sheldon zoomed off to find a pencil and paper.

"So, what are they?" Sheldon got them ready.

"Who are you?" Red-Mane asked.

"Who are you?" Sheldon asked.

"Ah'm Apple Bloom, this is Scootaloo-" she gestured toward Magenta-Mane.

"And I'm Sweetie Belle!" Purple-Pink-Mane exclaimed.

"What are your symptoms?"

"Scared."

"Annoyed."

"Wanting to hoof the stallion in front of me in the face."

"Hey, now, progress, progress. We're doing good." Sheldon nodded.

"Can Ah hoof your face? 'Cuz you suddenly are a beckon to attack." Apple Bloom felt like punching him, but didn't know why.

"Forget asking. ATTACK!!!!!

The CMC jumped on Sheldon Cooper, hoof