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Hi. I'm Ficta. I enjoy writing silly comedies and soul-shattering tragedies. There is no in between. :)
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I always knew AJ wanted a piece of Pinkie's pie!
The end sentence made me spit my cereal out laughing. XD thats a first for me. INSTAFAV!
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Oy vey.
Bad picture...
BAD!
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Well, she really does need a hearing aid. Who is AJ to go against doctor's orders?
I chuckled. that was great.
Oh, Celestia, this one was PRICELESS!!! You win a follower and a fav!!!
But... I have a question, because I'm Spanish...
What the hell was really saying the doctor here? Fruits and vegetables???
Also, I think we need a sequel XD
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vag. vagina
veg. veggie. vegetable. fruits n veggies.
Pinkie's hard of hearing and heard fruits and vag instead of fruits n veggies.
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That was a hilarious take on Pinkie random
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Thanks!
Lol did Pinkie Pie mistake vadge for vegetables? XD
Ah, lovely set-up, establishing Pinkie's hearing problem early on, disguised as just a throwaway line. And then at the end, it turns out... yes, this won a hearty chuckle from me. Good job.
I thought the doctor had told her to masticate more, but that doesn't make as much sense does it.
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Well played sir or ma'am, I was awaiting for that shoe to stop the whole time, I didn't even think this was going to be a clopfic, but you pulled me in with the promise of a giggle.
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Ok, hearing problems have never been so friggin funny!
Kinda reminds me of a joke I heard.
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what’s in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, of about 12 inches height, and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.
“Where on earth did you get that ???” asked the surprised bartender. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: “Here. Rub it.”
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there’s a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him. “I will grant you one wish – just one.”
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, “I want a million bucks !”
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. Another duck, then another soon follow it. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”
The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist ??? “
Entertained during the whole thing. Well done
This story was well worth a read. It kept me entertained and made me laugh.
I see what you did there at the end!!!
That was a great story! And that ending HAH!
That's our pinkie.
And a question, where did you get those plushies?
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I'm glad you enjoyed the fic!
As for where I got those plushies, it's quite simple. I typed 'mlp plush' into ebay and bought the ones I wanted. Here's a blog post from a while back from when I first got my Applejack and Pinkie Pie plushies. Also check out this blog post for a look at my other plushies. The only one that's missing from the picture is Rainbow Dash, which I got just last week.
Oh my god... That is brilliant.
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Thank you for the advice! Your lucky to have those plushies. I have searched ebay several times and have not found any that have the same price and screen accuracy of the ones you own.
You win best clop!
That ending is priceless!
BEST ENDING EVER!!!!!
That ending was amazing.
So, it was obvious that pinkie misunderstood something, but that was still freaking HILARIOUS!!
Good story, haha
I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. I look forward to you future works, I'm expecting great things from you.
One eighteenth of my brain exploded when I read that last sentence.
There was one problem that I found at the beginning of your story. What If Pinkie was simply asexual, it is possible and I know plenty of asexual people that lived long, prosperous lives. You could say that it could just be because they are magic ponies and not humans, and I would reply by calling that a cop out.
The funny thing was everything eventually connected. I was like, why is Pinkie mishearing all those things? Why is she eating fruit while having sex? What does hearing problems have to do with anything? Then this happened:
Love this story!
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At least she didn't take that literally (ow).
Instant palm to face HARD! Gave myself a black eye with my glasses LOL still laughing like mad at this tho /)
This was hot. It was sexy.
I love how dumbstruck AJ is.
And that end….dear lord. I lost it