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Leslie Nielson
Hlello! I am Leslie Nielson(thats nto my real name byut is just from the ponies) I am here to writeew stroy so give me crtiiscm and likes and favories,.
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Braco, Bravo absolutly hilariouse! Based on one of my personal favorite funny events in history! This was truly a masterpiece worthy of multiple awards. I do so hope that a sequel shal be made about the terrorists succeding and wiping the American infidels off the earth! Good Day and Satan bless.
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what's it like being a troll? Is it fun?
277695 Yes, it is very fun indeed. It is also amusing to praise the holy lord Satan and be a member of the communist party. Good Day and Satan bless
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well then, good to know. Good day and hail.... Stalin? I don't know, I got nothing.
Oh come on. If you're going to write a trollfic, at least have some subtlety about it.
I to would love to see the american scum wiped off the face of the earth.
277707 Your comment plus your profile pic is funny as hell. Anyway I am with you 100%. America is overrated and their government is led by a bunch of rich dumbasses. DEATH TO THE INFIDELS AND ALL HAIL LORD SATAN! Good Day and Satan Bles.
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Maybe it's less of a trollfic and more of a tongue-in-cheek critique of common poor fanfic writing techniques? Kinda how A Normal Day in Ponyville was a parody of fimfic cliches.
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Maybe it is, but I highly doubt that's the case.
Good Lord, this is the most unsubtle trollfic in the history of retardation.
This one is seriously not funny and just plain offending. I like a good trollfic, I really do, some are inredibly hilarious or so outrageously dumb you can't help but be amused. This one though... no, just no.
277720 death to the americans xD hail britans xD
277707 How about all scum?
Love and Tolerate.
277745 The British are okay, they have good tea and their government suck less than America's. But still, I say that Russia pwns all. I mean look at Vladmier Putin, he is a muther fucking badass.
277730 If you like a good trollfic, you should cheak out my stories. I don't mean to self advertise or brag but they are hilariouse and amusing. Good Day and Satan bless.
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At least we can understand what the hell us Americans say.
America is best country! Texas is best state! i have to admit though, this was a pretty funny trollfic, despite my love for MERICA!... and rarity
277720 I agree our politicians suck, and capitalism is also kinda messed up, but the govt. itself is good. and da militarys is AWESOME
277809 We don't even give them decent guns, but yes, I do agree the soilders in the American are bad ass. The Spetsnaz are just tougher. Good Day and Satan Bless
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I agree on most accounts, however an exceptionally schitty trollfic is also remembered for an intermediate time and incites manny insults to the troll in question. he may be a cannibal troll/troll hybrid.
Well then... this was... an interesting trollfic.
277729 My word... your profile pic... such a beautiful work of art! Right up there with Van Gogh.
Uncool.
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Thank you! I spent 2 minutes of my precious life drawing it. I'm glad to see someone who appreciates fine art...
It's... beautiful
OH MY GOD! I HAVE A FAN! MY LIFE HAS MEANING ONCE AGAIN!
277961 I would love to see more from you! Say, within a month you could be world famous! You will go down in history.
277959 If the S.S. are better how come the Russians kicked their asses in WWII.
Good Day and Satan Bless
277782 DO IT!
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I agree with the communist ^
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Love and tolerance was invented on 4chan.It's very amusing to watch how the newfags of this fandom have taken it up for something it never was.
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How the fuck did this even drift of into a political discussion? I could understand bitchy bitches bitching about the unnecessary 9/11 reference, but neither can, nor shall I comprehend the digression into the depths of the Spetsnaz/S.S/S.A/FBI/CIA, WHATEVER.
This is a fanfiction board for My Little Pony. What the hell is wrong with you guys?
278229 OK, to suit you I shall change the subject, Ahem....... Necrophilia, also called thanatophilia or necrolagnia, is the sexual attraction to corpses. It is classified as a paraphilia by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association. The word is artificially derived from the ancient Greek words: νεκρός (nekros; "dead") and φιλία (philia; "love"). The term appears to have originated from Krafft-Ebing's 1886 work Psychopathia Sexualis.
Rosman and Resnick (1989) reviewed information from 34 cases of necrophilia describing the individuals' motivations for their behaviors: these individuals reported the desire to possess an unresisting and unrejecting partner (68%), reunions with a romantic partner (21%), sexual attraction to corpses (15%), comfort or overcoming feelings of isolation (15%), or seeking self-esteem by expressing power over a homicide victim (12%). History
Singular accounts of necrophilia in history are sporadic, though written records suggest the practice was present within Ancient Egypt. Herodotus writes in The Histories that, to discourage intercourse with a corpse, ancient Egyptians left deceased beautiful women to decay for "three or four days" before giving them to the embalmers.
In some societies the practice was enacted owing to a belief that the soul of an unmarried woman would not find peace; among the Kachin of Myanmar, versions of a marriage ceremony were held to lay a dead virgin to rest, which would involve intercourse with the corpse. Similar practices existed in some pre-modern Central European societies when a woman who was engaged to be married died before the wedding.
Religious aspect
Acts of necrophilia are reportedly displayed on Moche artifacts of Peru. It was reportedly used as a method to communicate with the dead.
Research
In 1958, Klaf and Brown commented that, although rarely described, necrophilic fantasies may occur more often than is generally supposed.
Rosman and Resnick (1989) theorized that either of the following situations could be antecedents to necrophilia
1.The necrophile develops poor self-esteem, perhaps due in part to a significant loss; (a) He/she is very fearful of rejection by women/men and he/she desires a sexual partner who is incapable of rejecting him/her; and/or (b) He/she is fearful of the dead, and transforms his/her fear — by means of reaction formation — into a desire.
2.He/she develops an exciting fantasy of sex with a corpse, sometimes after exposure to a corpse.
The authors also reported that, of their sample of 'necrophiliacs,':
68% were motivated by a desire for an unresisting and unrejecting partner;
21% by a want for reunion with a lost partner;
15% by sexual attraction to dead people;
15% by a desire for comfort or to overcome feelings of isolation; and
11% by a desire to remedy low self-esteem by expressing power over a corpse
At the end of their own report, Rosman and Resnick wrote that their study should only be used like a spring-board for further, more in depth, research.
Minor modern researches conducted in England have shown that some necrophiles tend to choose a dead mate after failing to create romantic attachments with the living.
In animals
Necrophilia is known to occur in animals, with a number of confirmed observations. Kees Moeliker allegedly made one of these observations while he was sitting in his office at the Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, when he heard the distinctive thud of a bird hitting the glass facade of the building. Upon inspection, he discovered a drake (male) mallard lying dead outside the building. Next to the downed bird there was a second drake mallard standing close by. As Moeliker observed the couple, the living drake pecked at the corpse of the dead one for a few minutes then mounted the corpse and began copulating with it. The act of necrophilia lasted for about 75 minutes, in which time, according to Moeliker, the living drake took two short breaks before resuming with copulating behavior. Moeliker surmised that at the time of the collision with the window the two mallards were engaged in a common pattern in duck behavior called "attempted rape flight". "When one died the other one just went for it and didn't get any negative feedback — well, didn't get any feedback," according to Moeliker. This is the first recorded case of necrophilia in the mallard duck- though not the only recorded case of homosexuality within the bird family.
The film The Cane Toads: an Unnatural History shows a male toad copulating with a female toad that has been run over by a car. It goes on to do this for eight hours.
In the case of a praying mantis, necrophilia could be said to be part of their methods of reproduction. The larger female will sometimes decapitate or even eat her mate during copulation. However, this only happens in 5-31% of cases.
Good Day and Satan Bless
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Nice use of the Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v function.
277776 oh god yes russia all the way tbh>>277780 im sorry i cant hear you over how fat americans are ;D
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I don't care where it comes from, it's a good message. Is it so wrong to want to love everybody for who they are? Even when times are bad and people are difficult, you have to admit that it makes things interesting.
Think of how boring the world would be if everone was the same.
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My optism died a long time ago sadly.
278382 Thank you. Plagerism is a forgoten art medium.
Good Day
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It's not about optimism, it's about tolerance. It's one thing to think that everyone is ok, but it is another thing entirely to simply tolerate them. You don't have to like them, heck, you can even hate them, but just recognize that life would suck without adversity around to make it interesting. Entropy is a good thing in life.
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Yeah your personal take on it is pretty cool but every other brony i see has there own meaning and uses for it it's mostly used to chase off people that don't agree with them.
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I actually find that to be contrary to the message the show sends. The more you talk about a problem, the more you learn about it, and the more your opinion should change to reflect that.
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Yeah and i agree and felt that way at first but the sad truth is this fandom is pretty much ruined at this point.
The fact you preach for love and tolerance means that you have a certain lvl of protection from the fandom comment's.
Like when the derpy thing all happened i said that i liked the new voice more than the old one and that the old one did sound a lil offensive to me but not enough to get boned to send hatemail and i got raged at hard.
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People are protective of Derpy. We named her, we made her... It's not hard to see why.
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Gay.
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You will hate my fanfic if you are one of those derpy fags.
277959 SS are cruel and cold. which i kinda respect. but SPETSAZ are sum hardcore muthaf**kers!
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I play Call of Duty, therefore I'm an expert on other countries' military forces.
OMFG WTF is this, compared to this i feel like a super genius
280131 i do play CoD, and BF3 as well. But if your suggesting im one of the people who assume i only know about military from videogames, than im not even gonna argue with you. just no...
Damn I love making fun of massacres.
I demand a new story about that recent Ohio school incident.
280131 ok, i couldnt help it, ive been into military, mostly our own, before i even knew what CoD was! I've been planning to join since i was a little kid! It was recently that i started getting into other nations military i admit, but i am not a CoD fanboy (AKA fag(dont like using that word, but it is what it is)). sorry if i raged a bit there, but i hate when people assume i only like miltary cuz of FPS's. i do try to tolerate though.
280787 dang, i think we can all admit that super powers of the world all have badflank militaries! some better in some fields than others.
BTW, today in WD history i read about wilhelm II, and i think i can give him some respect, but taking on multiple countries all at once(even though preeemptive strike is a good tactic) was very... unwise.
In my opinion, compared to the Japanese back then, the Waffern SS is no match for shinto-bushido following Japanese soldier.
And this fic was...weird. I guess it's somewhat enjoyable. But meh.