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TheSlorg

Joined January 2012
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* EQD Pre-reader * Best Author nominee: 2013 Pony Awards * Eight time featured writer on Equestria Daily * Head Editor and Co-Creator of PonyFall * Founder of the Junebug Fan Club * Songwriter

Stories (10)

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    3,140 words · 4,305 views · 510 likes · 4 dislikes
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  • Imaginary
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    5,902 words · 3,498 views · 361 likes · 9 dislikes
  • The Day My Beard Turned Into Pinkie Pie
    20,333 words · 6,891 views · 489 likes · 14 dislikes
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Blog Posts (371)


Featured on Equestria Daily

Harvey Grimwold was a respected member of the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang. He rode a wicked hog, wore the best leather, and had an awesome beard. Then that same awesome beard turned into Pinkie Pie and his life turned upside down.

First Published
29th Feb 2012
Last Modified
12th Jul 2012

Comments ( 375 )

#1 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 1d ago · · ·

Firstly, I would like to apologize in advance for this story. It formed as the result of staying up a little too late with perhaps a little too much caffeine.

At any rate, take your "serious" glasses off, and put on some clown shoes. Things are going to get weird.

EDIT: I'm also working on Chapter 2, which shall be titled: I Do Believe My Beard Just Bit Me. Stay tuned!

#2 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 20h ago · · ·

...Wat. Thats my reaction.

Wat. :pinkiegasp:

Pinkie as a beard... this is a new one.. :rainbowhuh:

Eh, I'll track, no harm done.

#4 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 20h ago · · ·

:rainbowderp:

#5 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 20h ago · · ·

...:rainbowderp:Now I'm curious to see where this is going...

#6 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 20h ago · · ·

>>272196 Apropos of nothing, I think the fillies in older generations looked like something between cats and froggies.  :twilightblush:

And I'll track so I can come back later and see where da hay this is going.

#8 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 19h ago · · ·

I just WHATed all over myself. Tracking. So totally tracking this.

#10 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 19h ago · · ·

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#11 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 19h ago · · ·

OK. That is not what I was expecting to be on the front page, BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. DO EET. WRITE SUM MOAR. I WANT MOARR!

#12 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 19h ago · · ·

I can see this becoming ten different types of awesome, each in their own magical flavour.

Pinkie pie as a beard. Why has no one thought of this before?

#14 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 19h ago · · ·

Oh, this keeps on getting better. I haven't laughed this much in a while.

I love that pinkie pie in this is pinkie pie: being turned into a beard and attached to someone's face doesn't seem to have made her an ooc at all. Add onto that the fact that Harvey's dynamics with her and his characterisation are fantastic and you're dealing with comedy gold here. Keep it up, though you don't seem to be finding it hard so far.

I still have absolutely no idea how you came up with this, though Pinkie's explanation's amusing: how did she get there? A unicorn did it. :pinkiehappy:

#15 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 19h ago · · ·

I'm still trying to determine what, exactly, possessed me to write this.

Apparently, it was one of the rare good ideas that result from a lack of sleep and caffeine addiction. Thank you for the comments.

Spread the word! Pinkie the Beard demands it! :pinkiehappy:

#16 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 19h ago · · ·

I just barfed confusion all over my computer.  :pinkiesick: One......more......chapter......

#17 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

Dude, ponies are small, but they're not that small.

Nitpicking aside, this is great.

#18 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

You have earned several of these today, my good sir.

#19 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

>>272637 I plead Pinkie to that one.

#20 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

why is it that when you drink caffeine late at night you get this stuff and when I drink caffeine late at night I get shit so  fucked up it makes Cupcakes look like heaven

also Pinky as a beard is best pony.

#21 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

For the love of the Princesses this is awesome! How is it not featured yet?

—¤÷(`[¤*Rebelfire*¤]´)÷¤—

#22 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

>>272722 If people could kindly spread the word and link this, it just may get up there.

Then again, are we sure this should get featured? :facehoof:

#23 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

>>272466

I have to second him on this wonderfully useful gif.

AND HOLY FRICK, DUDE! I LOVE THIS.

#24 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

>>272737

completely sure

#25 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 18h ago · · ·

:rainbowlaugh:  Love this so far.

#26 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 17h ago · · ·

:pinkiegasp:<A down vote?)

Yes Pinkie, a down vote.

:pinkiecrazy:<Oh ho ho, my pretties. Attack!)

#27 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 17h ago · · ·

>>272900 Burn the heretic! none shall stand before the wrath of Pinkie Beard!

#28 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 15h ago · · ·

not the beard!

#29 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 12h ago · · ·

To clarify something before the question is even asked, I had no intention of copying JasonTheHuman's scene from Anthropology concerning ponies reacting to humans eating meat.

Pizza just happened to be a theme right from the get-go, and then I realized "Pinkie's not going to appreciate pepperonis."

That's all there is to it.

#30 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 11h ago · · ·

Oh man , this is going to end poorly, you're going to be condemned to pony hell. And me with you for encouraging you to write this monstrosity.

#31 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 9h ago · · ·

Keep up the good work!

#32 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 9h ago · · ·

Waking up to this>Great start to morning:pinkiehappy:

nice job!

#33 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 9h ago · · ·

The story is currently going through some minor editing for submission to Equestria Daily. The word is it just needs a little polish, but will almost certainly be accepted in "Round 2" of the submission process.

Here's hoping!:scootangel:

#34 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 8h ago · · ·

Ohmahgawd yes, finally, Featured!

congratulations!

>>273678 Don't worry about it! You didn't have her try the meat, and she didn't exactly have a heart attack, either.

#36 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 7h ago · 1 · ·

Good sir, I dare say that this rollicking yarn has inspired me...

To have the entire surface area of my body waxed, so that I may never have to wake up and find that my hair has been replaced by a sentient creature from another dimension! :pinkiecrazy::trollestia::raritywink::eeyup:

#37 · Chapter 1 · 135w, 5h ago · · ·

Pinkie is best beard. LOL :rainbowlaugh:

#38 · Chapter 2 · 135w, 5h ago · · ·

NOpony bites the nipple of a--

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

:moustache:

#39 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 5h ago · · ·

This is wonderful!  Oh my goodness... have you offered it to EqD?  I dunno if they'd accept it, but it would give them a laugh!

#41 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 3h ago · · ·

>>273879 Just use the attempt wisely; they have recently instituted a "three strike" rule, where a submission gets completely ignored after the third rejection, as the pre-readers have too many to handle each day. They say their job isn't to help people improve in the first place; just determine the worthiness of a story. If you're close, though, you've got a good chance.

#42 · Chapter 3 · 135w, 1h ago · · ·

>>273879

I was really impressed with it! It is the rare sort of comedy fic which is actually funny!

#43 · Chapter 3 · 134w, 6d ago · · ·

he should shave her off.

#44 · Chapter 3 · 134w, 6d ago · · ·

:derpyderp2: oop pinkie's not happy with pepperoni

#45 · Chapter 3 · 134w, 6d ago · · ·

:pinkiesmile: <(Please tell me that some of you understood the pepperoni joke.)

#46 · Chapter 3 · 134w, 6d ago · · ·

This story is awesome.

#47 · Chapter 4 · 134w, 5d ago · · ·

:raritydespair: Can't... stop... laughing! :rainbowwild: Story... too... good! :yay: Must... calm... okay, I think I'm done now.

:ajsmug: Dude, you'd better make sure nobody important finds out about this story. The government will kidnap you and perform experiments in an attempt to find out how you could possibly possess such genius ideas - and that would be a disaster, because then I'd never find out how the story ends! :pinkiecrazy:

#48 · Chapter 4 · 134w, 5d ago · · ·

:rainbowderp:

#49 · Chapter 4 · 134w, 5d ago · · ·
#50 · Chapter 4 · 134w, 5d ago · · ·

Never stop this story please.

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