Firstly, I would like to apologize in advance for this story. It formed as the result of staying up a little too late with perhaps a little too much caffeine.

At any rate, take your "serious" glasses off, and put on some clown shoes. Things are going to get weird.

EDIT: I'm also working on Chapter 2, which shall be titled: I Do Believe My Beard Just Bit Me. Stay tuned!

...Wat. Thats my reaction.

Wat.

Pinkie as a beard... this is a new one..

Eh, I'll track, no harm done.

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Nonetheless, I will track.

...Now I'm curious to see where this is going...

>>272196272196 Apropos of nothing, I think the fillies in older generations looked like something between cats and froggies.  

And I'll track so I can come back later and see where da hay this is going.

My reaction:

Pinkies explanation:

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I just WHATed all over myself. Tracking. So totally tracking this.

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK. That is not what I was expecting to be on the front page, BUT THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING. DO EET. WRITE SUM MOAR. I WANT MOARR!

I can see this becoming ten different types of awesome, each in their own magical flavour.

Pinkie pie as a beard. Why has no one thought of this before?

Oh, this keeps on getting better. I haven't laughed this much in a while.

I love that pinkie pie in this is pinkie pie: being turned into a beard and attached to someone's face doesn't seem to have made her an ooc at all. Add onto that the fact that Harvey's dynamics with her and his characterisation are fantastic and you're dealing with comedy gold here. Keep it up, though you don't seem to be finding it hard so far.

I still have absolutely no idea how you came up with this, though Pinkie's explanation's amusing: how did she get there? A unicorn did it.

I'm still trying to determine what, exactly, possessed me to write this.

Apparently, it was one of the rare good ideas that result from a lack of sleep and caffeine addiction. Thank you for the comments.

Spread the word! Pinkie the Beard demands it!

I just barfed confusion all over my computer.   One......more......chapter......

Dude, ponies are small, but they're not that small.

Nitpicking aside, this is great.

Image: http://fim.413chan.net/fic/src/131504680135-One_Wat.jpg

You have earned several of these today, my good sir.

>>272637272637 I plead Pinkie to that one.

why is it that when you drink caffeine late at night you get this stuff and when I drink caffeine late at night I get shit so  fucked up it makes Cupcakes look like heaven

also Pinky as a beard is best pony.

For the love of the Princesses this is awesome! How is it not featured yet?

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>>272722272722 If people could kindly spread the word and link this, it just may get up there.

Then again, are we sure this should get featured?

>>272466272466

I have to second him on this wonderfully useful gif.

AND HOLY FRICK, DUDE! I LOVE THIS.

>>272737272737

completely sure

  Love this so far.

<A down vote?)

Yes Pinkie, a down vote.

<Oh ho ho, my pretties. Attack!)

>>272900272900 Burn the heretic! none shall stand before the wrath of Pinkie Beard!

not the beard!

To clarify something before the question is even asked, I had no intention of copying JasonTheHuman's scene from Anthropology concerning ponies reacting to humans eating meat.

Pizza just happened to be a theme right from the get-go, and then I realized "Pinkie's not going to appreciate pepperonis."

That's all there is to it.

Oh man , this is going to end poorly, you're going to be condemned to pony hell. And me with you for encouraging you to write this monstrosity.

Keep up the good work!

Waking up to this>Great start to morning

nice job!

The story is currently going through some minor editing for submission to Equestria Daily. The word is it just needs a little polish, but will almost certainly be accepted in "Round 2" of the submission process.

Here's hoping!

Ohmahgawd yes, finally, Featured!

congratulations!

>>273678273678 Don't worry about it! You didn't have her try the meat, and she didn't exactly have a heart attack, either.

Good sir, I dare say that this rollicking yarn has inspired me...

To have the entire surface area of my body waxed, so that I may never have to wake up and find that my hair has been replaced by a sentient creature from another dimension!

Pinkie is best beard. LOL

NOpony bites the nipple of a--

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

This is wonderful!  Oh my goodness... have you offered it to EqD?  I dunno if they'd accept it, but it would give them a laugh!

>>273879273879 Just use the attempt wisely; they have recently instituted a "three strike" rule, where a submission gets completely ignored after the third rejection, as the pre-readers have too many to handle each day. They say their job isn't to help people improve in the first place; just determine the worthiness of a story. If you're close, though, you've got a good chance.

>>273879273879

I was really impressed with it! It is the rare sort of comedy fic which is actually funny!

he should shave her off.

oop pinkie's not happy with pepperoni

<(Please tell me that some of you understood the pepperoni joke.)

This story is awesome.

Can't... stop... laughing! Story... too... good! Must... calm... okay, I think I'm done now.

Dude, you'd better make sure nobody important finds out about this story. The government will kidnap you and perform experiments in an attempt to find out how you could possibly possess such genius ideas - and that would be a disaster, because then I'd never find out how the story ends!

>>279797279797

Never stop this story please.

>>279859279859

Would you believe that I get that look all the time?

Why is this story so utterly interesting?!

Am honestly starting to wonder if it's time for me to lay off the random tag when it includes or focuses upon PDP...

So much love, and yet we never got featured. I smell a conspiracy!

Anyway, thank you all. Much more to come. What started out as an idea for a very silly drawing has become... well, this.

I wants more xD

I would love to exchange my stubbly beard for Pinkie Pie.  Although, it might get annoying after a while.  Still, think of the possible pranks.  And the PARTIES: Party on Ma FACE!  (You know, because it's Pinkie.)

Funny story is funny.

My mind just can't seem to wrap around Pinkie as a beard. Is she the beard? Or is she living in the beard? It's a fantastical mind-fuck. I love it!

I am the scum of the internet, because before even reading a word of it I have to ask this question.

"Was the argument invalid?"

...I got nothing.

Poor Pinkie, she's turning into a biker.

I hope Harvey has a heart and shaves his be-err, Pinkie off

Nobody bites the nipple of a Hell's Angel without receiving payback

This just made my day

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-claps enthusiastically-

You sir, are a genius.

I would shave her off, and carry her around with me. I would have a cute little mini Pinkie.

This is amazing. Like, oh my god, I can't even amazing. It's just that awesome.

I'm wondering how many people noticed that Pinkie defies gravity in this scene.

Don't look now, bro, but you've been featured on Equestria Daily! That's actually how I found this thing.

And may I add, this story is seven flavors of awesome.

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I laughed for a good ten minutes durning chapter two. I can’t wait to your write more. And to think, I didn’t even notice one spelling mistake. I’d personally be proud of my talking, pink beard. Then again I’m not quite normal. I can’t wait till you upload more of this amazing piece of art, it’s quite an amazing feat to make it on EQD.

>>282899282899 Thank you very much. The nice reception it has had is wonderful, and I'm glad to have made people smile and laugh.

two things. holy this is the most amazing what they hay story i have ever seen. and you had to go witht he 51 panhead. Ouch. watching one of those go almost made me cry. they didnt steal that mans bike. they stole his soul.

pony beard

in a hellangel

must know the end of it

This story is what the emoticon was made for.

This story has the most ludicrous premise I have ever encountered. Huzzah!

Um, being an actual biker and having delt with Hells Angels in RL. I am finding this story hard to read.

>>283378283378 Well, let's put it this way. You know how there are certain aspects of every group that just make us shake our heads at times? Harvey falls a bit into that category. He's respected... in this particular branch. And this particular branch, well.

I've personally known a few Hell's Angels and, of course, they don't really act like this. Then again, Harvey has a pony growing off of his chin, so it shouldn't be taken seriously.

As a sidenote: I love your Manliest Brony vid, Dustykat.

>>277016277016

Pepperoni...evil chili...pepper-oni?

An evil Italian chili?

I dunno.

>>283605283605 <(Almost got it. Pepper = Chilli. Oni = Japanese Demon, making it a demonic chilli.)

>>279916279916I do!

lol its just like midori days

real men show their pony beards with pride

Dude... this is so awesome! I just love it! Tracked and thumbed. :3

WANT

Why does he not just crush her, or drowned her.

Or let a dog eat her?

Problem solved.

Good day.

...I.... umm... what?

such a lucky little...

Poor Harvey. I'll give you a cookie.

WAIT- What about Pinkie? TWO COOKIES!

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HA HA, THE COOKIE HAS BEEN DOUBLED!

But seriously, I couldn't stop laughing. I demand Pinkie Pie beard be made canon.

>>274016274016  Bah!  Fool!  I shall grow ENORMOUS amounts of body hair to encourage this dimensional transfer!  

GENTLEMEN!!!  BEHOLD!!  PINKIE PIE NOW LIVES IN MY RIGHT ARMPIT!!  

Das good.

>>289574289574   Glad that you had the courage to go through with it, you're a braver man than me.

May I please... um, worship your armpit-creature now? If that's okay with you?

>>289641289641  She died.  I shoulda used deodorant.  

Cut

The

Beard.

>>289671289671 Harvey sure is stubborn, isn't he?

when i reached the end i found that something weird had happened: that my mouth would not stop curving upwards. What could it possibly mean?

"That right there was the smell of a Meat Giant from Gongo's Pizza. Sixteen inches in diameter, with a base of barbecue sauce..."

I want one.

Also, I should not find this nearly as hilarious as I do. I salute you, sir.

Even better then the fist two, the pizza delivery was hilarious. Keep up the good work.

Ahhh man the chapter is over dang.

This story...

Tracking.

I'be been tracking from very early on, and I still keep coming back! Great work sir!

Just drown the dam thing.

She can't be that hard to kill.

Good day.

>>290476290476

PISS OFF, YA BASTARD.

No one hurts Pinkie Pie!

Cheers

~Iraqlobstah

God damnit! Now im craving for a pizza... and i cant haz because im on a diet!

TOO DAMN SHORT!