• Published 29th Sep 2013
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Wherever Soarin Goes - Puppo530



Soarin has a date with a princess of Equestria, and he is stoked for it. Little does he know that he will fall for someone very different than what he ever could've thought.

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Epilogue - This?

Much of the next year was spent by Spike with Soarin. They were pretty much inseparable after the big event that brought them together, the big 'showdown'. Yes, they did spend some nights just wrestling. It was still just as fun as the first time. They were quickly best friends. It was almost magical, how quickly they grew to like each other.

Soarin would say for years on end after this that his breakup with Twilight was one of the best things to ever happen to him. Maybe this gives testament that some of the worst times of our life can lead to the best or something like that. I don't know. What do I know? I'm just the narrator. Oh right, I know what else happens after the events of this story. I'll get on that now.

Yes indeed, Spike and Soarin were best friends for many a month. Technically, they were best friends for a long time after that, but really that was just a technicality underneath the grander title. What was that grander title, you may ask? Well, it was husband.

Oh you heard me correctly, dear reader.

With each sporting event they went to, and they went to a lot of them, they would watch the other become really passionate about it. With each new thing they did, one of them, or sometimes both of them, would get really into it, much for the amusement and surprise of the other. It was really beautiful, really, watching the one you love slowly be amazingly adorable yelling at refs and soaring through the air on a certain pegasus' back. It was wonderful.

Twilight had been saying to the both of them that they would be really good friends, if given the chance. Well, they were given the chance, and they evolved much beyond that. Within a year was their engagement. A few months after that they were married. It was a beautiful wedding. Soarin's parents were in tears (for the right reasons). Beautiful.

You may be wondering, dear reader, how the heck they fell in love in the first place. Where was the line drawn? Well, silly reader, that last one sure was a stupid question. A drawn line in love? You can't just draw a line. It slowly grows and grows until it is just simply there, undeniable and true as the sun.

Though, the beginning of the fading could be stated as the first strange dream Spike had about Soarin. I'm sure you all remember it, readers. It was the one with Rarity and how for some reason Soarin was just standing on the bed? Yeah, that one. His mind was trying to tell him something important. Soarin + bed = good. Spike denied these ever-growing feelings in him outright. It was too weird.

Another big event was the morning right before the big battle. As I have already revealed they both had rather weird dreams. Well, they were about the other. This is where both Soarin and Spike really started thinking of the other in that way, romantically. It is what set the dominos in motion.

The last big event that I wrote about was the big battle. It was arguably the beginning of their beautiful relationship. Their wrestling, which was strictly amicable, was what let the other know that they were friends. They were buddies. They didn't want to hurt the other. Everything was going to be alright. Just the knowledge that they could have that much fun with the other got the dominos falling faster than ever. Their first kiss? Soarin's little lick of Spike's forehead right after they finished wrestling. It didn't seem like much at the time, but it meant the world to them.

Now, I won't go on describing in gross (in terms of sheer quantity, not revolting or disgusting) detail every aspect of their relationship, for who can perfectly capture love with words? It cannot be done. When you love someone, when you truly love someone, you feel words bubble up inside you that don't exist. No matter how vast the English language, no matter how strong of a vocabulary you may have, you will never be able to perfectly define your love or the subject of your love. It cannot be done. In a way that is what makes love so beautiful. It is the untranslatable language. You can't express it. You can only feel it. And they felt it.

They were in love, and there was nothing you can do about it.

Author's Note:

Yes, this entire fic has been SoarinXSpike the entire time. *maniacal laughter in background*

This all originated from a tumblr thing where the object was to leave an ask in the user's (this time it was spookdreen's) inbox saying a ship and they would analyze it or something like that. I tried to think of the stupidest and weirdest one ever, and I came up with this one. Link to original post:
http://spookdreen.tumblr.com/post/61727149869/spike-and-soarin

Then a friend of that tumblr user said that they wanted to read a fic called "Wherever Soarin Goes". I immediately began crafting this masterpiece. It was going to be SoarinXSpike from the start, so I'm sorry if you're disappointed. Not really. I'm glad if you are.

You should be.

With this piece of fiction over, I am officially done with all MLP fanfiction. Thanks everyone, it's been real.

vale.

- Puppo530

Comments ( 10 )

I feel like I should hate you for not letting Spitfire catch a break.

But this was just too damn funny for that to possible.

Oh, come on, people. The ship was obvious from the cover pic. :ajbemused:

WOW........................................................
I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING,
I HAVE NO WORDS TO SAY ABOUT ALL OF THIS WHATSOEVER
:rainbowhuh:

Wow, 9 to 11 dislikes in one day? Bless your hearts. It warms mine to see people reacting with confusion and anger. Thank you.

3428167
Spitfire will never catch a break.

3428494
It sure was. I mean, look at how freakin' close their mouths are.

3428679
I agree. I was yelling at a lot of people commenting things like, "Why are people downvoting stuff like this?" because I wanted people to downvote it. This is a terrible ship and it should be downvoted. So, if you would like to exchange your unfollow in for a downvote and an unfollow, I would be very happy.

3429271
Good.

3429599
Yes.

This has been great, guys. Thank you.

In the end, Spitfire never caught that break :facehoof:

Twilight is fucking Rarity on the sidelines :ajsmug:

Spike is with a Stallion...........eh... go figure :moustache::moustache:

DAMN! Why do I like this so much! I don't know!:rainbowhuh:

Yep, there it is. :facehoof:

And poor Spitfire. But hey, now she's free to hook up with Twilight! That's sure to solve all her problems! :trollestia:

Oh my gerd!! OH MY GERD!!!!:pinkiegasp:

Kiedy to czytałam liczyłam na Spitfire & Soarin...
Mega sie zawiodłam co nie zmienia faktu że to zakończenie było zrąbiście śmieszne

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