What if ponies did poop rainbows? What would happen? What if only one pony pooped rainbows? What if that rainbow poop proved to be an incredible source of near limitless energy?
One day, Rainbow Dash looked down after recently using the restroom. To her surprise, her feces was multicolored. Twilight begins to experiment with the promising substance, only to discover a way to use it as an incredibly powerful energy source.
Rating Teen and Sex just to be safe. It talks about it (in a very scientific sense) but does not show it.
Chapters (6)
WAT.
This is silly
Hm...a city powered by multicolored poop. Ponyville is gonna smell SO bad
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Well, it's interesting, I'll say that much.
I saw this on the front page, and my first reaction was something along the lines of "wut..."
And yet, I find myself here...
I'll read this at some point, lets hope its interesting.
Edit:
I read it.
I couldn't stop chuckling near the end, this is both gross and funny and I'm going to watch it and see where it goes.
Another story that I'm probably going to regret reading. But I just can't resist something as funny as this.
Some of you are commenting about how this is silly or that it's funny in a disgusting way. I don't think you realize that the category is dark for a reason. By the end (after five chapters, I estimate) you'll all hate me. It's going to get dark. It might take a while, but it will. Trust me.
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Same here so I am tracking it through the "read later" rather then tossing it directly into my favorites.
Also....
she's got the radioactive colic don't she.....
QUICK RAINBOW! FART FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE! YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!
1864697 What could be so dark about something like this, I guess there's a reason why Rainbow Dash erm you-know-what is rainbow colored and it's not a good one.
How you are going to turn pooping rainbows into something dark is going to be an interesting read.
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Does this mean that Rainbow Dash drinks Pepto-Bismol at some point?
>dark
>teen/sex
>poop
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Get to your bunkers people
Shouldn't the mira unda have a wavelength shorter then a Planck unit (the angstrom, I think it is)? Whatever, that would be miraculous, being so powerful it can't be considered gamma radiation anymore. If it's supposed to be longer than radio waves... how the hell is Twi measuring it. You generally need a gigantic receiver in order to fully comprehend background radio noise, and the various space noisemakers. Gah. I recognize the amount of research you put in to the actual defecation, but would you mind confirming for me that you chose the low Hertz end because Gamma radiation makes everyone think of the Hulk?
Also, Twi seems slightly OOC, but since we haven't been seeing the intermittent time, I suppose I can give you a pass this time.
Also also, is the dark going to be from a "bad end" where Dash gets strapped into the machine for the rest of her life, force fed food with laxatives and experimented on to see what leads to the best product; or is it going to be from vivisections during the defecation process to see where the change occurs? I suppose a really creepy x-ray spell, or a modified invisibility spell that ignores food in all its forms would also work, but that isn't nearly dark enough for what you were warning us about.
Yay over-analysis!
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Sorry to disappoint.
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First of all, about the wavelength analysis:
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This is a stupid fanfiction. Just go with it. Don't ask questions. Don't think. Just let it happen.
The main reason I decided to go with much larger wavelengths is because everyone already does stuff with gamma rays and I just wanted to be a little bit different in that respect. I wasn't even really thinking.
Also, about darkness, that's not going to be the ending. It'll be more sad than that. (Maybe I should add the sad tag as well. Actually, looking back on it, the ending is much more sad than dark.) There are two hints to it in this second chapter alone.
Twilight has just gone Dr. Frankenstien.
I can't believe Twilight could be so wrapped in all of this, Princess Celestia would never approve of such a thing even if it gave Equestria limitless energy.
Also I smell a Spongebob reference, am I right?
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2030177 I knew it.
Wow, things turned dark quickly
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Don't say I didn't warn you.
Oh boy Twilight is trying to get Soarin and Rainbow Dash to have kids, well this can't end well.
Holy shit (no seriously); babies will actually be useful for once! Normally you have to wait for them to be much older before they can start providing entertainment and income (unless you push them into show-biz at age 4, sicko). But now, the eating, sleeping, crying and pooping machines will be powering Equestria with their diapers!
From confining Rainbow Dash to turning Rainbow into a baby machine so she can experiment with Rainbow's kids!
Wow, Twilight is dark.
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This is actually really sad....
You took an AWESOME concept..... and just made it horrifying...
I got HALFWAY through chapter 2 before I had to stop.....
For SHAME!!!!!!!!
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Did I not warn you?
Side note: I love responding to comments through GIFs.
Is there any proof that what Twilight wanted the foal have occurred? What if that special thing didn't get passed down?
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Yeah I probably should've included that the first time. Thanks.
Edited.
2287888 Forget the diapers Twilight's certainly not going to use them, not when she has her machines.
that poor foal
i fear for that foal, quick run away or fly away before twilight gets that poor foal
Holy crap. I really should have seen it coming, but still. My horror. You got it.
Not so much in the feels department, but still. But still. I've used that too often. Hmm... nah. But man, Twi really should have noticed just how far she was pushing them. When someone runs away to protect their firstborn, you give them space while plotting to kidnap their second or third child. Right?
Here's an Aesop for Twi to send to Tia: "I learned today that no means no. Also, some things can't be fixed with a quick apology, most notably death." I suppose that's two, there're probably more to be stated, and they could definitely be worked to be better, but meh. Yay critical thinking!
And Fluttershy and the other Elements of Harmony didn't try to stop Twilight because? (Seriously they should've told Twilight to back off).
Guess no one can accuse you of Didn't Do The Bloody Research.
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Personally, I didn't read it.... but I can tell you that when I read this response, I wasted 5 minutes laughing at it. I still find myself chuckling at this. Despite not reading it, I can imagine (I have a vivid imagination......Ok, I looked at the comments, and it was slightly spoiled.) I am not going to downvote because of the concept, but if my conscious would let me, I would up vote purely because I wasted a dozen or so minutes laughing at this response
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Thanks. I put great thought and care into my responses. Probably more thought and care than I do in the actual stories.
You should read this story, though. Personally, I would give it an A+.
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I can't believe I haven't responded to this concern earlier. Well, I can believe it, since I haven't and I can clearly see that I haven't. I'm doing it now.
The main reason that Twilight goes kinda crazy in this (along with everypony else) is because she thinks that she is doing the right thing, up until the very end when *it* happens. She thinks she's doing it all for the good of Equestria.
Basically, this is Twilight: i.imgur.com/fGxMT7h.gif
I hope this explains it.
I don't often say this, as it is much cliched... but what the flying fuck did I just read?
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I'm not even sure myself.
This is seriously, my favorite work that I have ever written on this site. If I had to pick one work by me to be submitted into the archives of bronydom or something like that, I would choose this one.
It's just so beautiful.
So... Twilight's actually going to go forward with this?
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