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Captain Princess


I have no idea what I'm doing. Expect foolish behaviour.

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Eridium is a strange element. The Planet of Pandora is seemingly rife with the stuff, and it's strange properties are exploited on a constant basis by vault hunters and savages alike.

Few expect, however, for there to be another world possessing this element. And what's more, few would expect that world to be inhabited by the kind of sugar-coated sickly sweet environment and inhabitants that would make a stoic and solid combatant lose his lunch.

Eridium does strange things when used by those with access to technology. But how would it react to magic?

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 55 )

3230420 <3 But that means you made this possible

IMO, you really should've started with this. I have no Idea where you're headed with F***wits, which frankly has nearly lost my interest, and Borderlands 2 is right up my alley :applejackunsure:

3232644 Here's a basic summary of where Fuckwits is headed

LOL THIS IS STUPID

That is my entire goal and intention with fuckwits is to continue making a large scale stupid adventure with absolutely no sense or cohesion, and is made purely for the purposes of entertaining myself and my friends.

Honestly, the fact that anyone outside of my friends and I even liked it at all continues to be a bit of a surprise, and certainly confusing.

So I certainly don't blame you for losing interest.
But I will warn you. I am not taking this one any more seriously.

3232649

Hence my interest and why I question the adventure tag. Sure, going into another dimension is adventurous, but I hardly see anything of the sort beyond that, the slapstick and hijinks.

3232746 Well if it's any consolation, trust me when I say an actual adventure is genuinely planned. There will be macguffins and monsters and travel, this much I can promise.

I just can't promise it will be: Entertaining, make any sense, or delivered in a timely manner.

But yes, I put the adventure tag there for a reason and I aims to see it through.

3232958 All I need from you is patience. We are working on how to make the adventure portion actually start, but neither of us are actual writers, so we're kind of stuck, not to mention now we're busying ourselves with working on our respective solo projects, namely this and Servbot's The Kindness, which I do recommend.

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Nonsense. You are both writers nonetheless, and I'm sure you'll come up with something if you put your mind to it. As long as you both believe in what you've planned for it, the story will come along eventually.

Now if you'll excuse me, my guns are awaitin'. See you at 72!
Hopefully :rainbowdetermined2:

"A Princess and her friends are guns" you're one syllible too long

The Princesses, Luna and Celestia were sat in the throne room, which had been emptied out, save for one royal guard, holding a small platter, upon which sat a chunk of glowing purple mineral.

Add a coma after Celestia. Remove "were".

"Yea!" said Rainbow Dash, a little grumpy. "That rock is the reason you haven't come out at all to hang our or anything!"

Change "our' to "out"

Those are the only spelling mistakes I noticed. Nice premise, hope to see more of this. If you only knew how glad I was to find this fic, this fandom needs more quality Borderlands crossovers.

There are only 4 talking weapons so i wonder what the other half are,

3236952 Well the premise is more like The mane 6 become talking weapons themselves, with the game's own talking weapons still being there (Though I don't know if they will be included in this).

And a few extra chars being some other talking items.

3236290 I am a notorious mis-speller, so if you feel you have the stomach to keep spell-checking for me, have at it lol
Always helpful at least.

My friend says there needs to be more krieg fics and I kinda agree. Next chapter will be a krieg chapter :pinkiegasp:

I get it now! Pinkie is the Base Bane!

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ANGEL"

Massive buzzkiller because you forgot the correct punctuation in the final sentence :ajsleepy: What an anticlimax.

This badass fic better not die! It's unique, it's one of the few good quality Borderlands 2 crossovers, and everyone wants to see Rarity's reaction when she finds out she's been turned into a corrosive weapon. :raritycry: "No! Not green! Any other color but green!"

3380016 Make no mistake, I will not let this die. I have been CONSTANTLY revisiting this, adding little by little. Some times this won't get more than a sentence a week, and sometimes I won't add but instead I'll re-write.

It's simply because I made this story on nothing but a whim and I have no idea how to actually carry it forth, that it's taking so long.

But I am keeping it alive, this I promise you.

GOOD GOD IT'S DISGUSTINGLY SHORT IM SO SORRY

Maybe I'll turn this one chapter into a two-parter. Who knows.

Depends if I can think of anything else for pinks and krieg to get upto by themselves.

Wait, first Pinkie is Tediore, then she's Hyperion? How does that work?

3420627 wait what did I do that?
OK HOLD ON HOLD ON WAIT

OK I FIXED IT
MY BAD

*reads authors notes*
HNNNNNNNNNGGGGG I DIDNT ACTUALLY THINK YOU'D MOVE YOUR TABLE INTO THE DINING CAR

I DONT EVEN HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE A TABLE?

FOUR WEEKS LATER I CONCLUDE WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TWO-PARTER OF SHORT MINICHAPS

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I love you so much. You are beautiful.

3580021 Now then now then
Don't get too attached I am a poor provider

3580027
for the time being, though, you have ascended to goddess-hood

You sir have earned my like, my favorite, and my mustache :moustache:

Late, but nonetheless; Woo, update!

lol interesting story where the mane 6 are guns so nowwe have.

Twilight as a Sniper Rifle
Pinkie Pie as a Rocket Launcher
Rarity as a SMG

i wonder what the others will be tho i bet Applejack will either be a Shotgun or Revolver/Pistol and Rainbow Dash i guess will be a Vladof Machine Gun.

tho Fluttershy might be a shield i think and if spike is dragged along then i bet a grenade mod lol

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I dunno... I can't imagine RD being Russian. I'd think a Torgue SMG would be more her style.

3823969 Well if it helps, it has been revealed.

I made her be [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS]
c:

basically I thought:
Well [REDACTED FOR SPOILERS] because athlete

so [you know the drill] made most logical sense to me at the times

3823969 Also why is your comment box blue that's odd

I may have just skipped over it, but did you say if Rainbow Dash had an element or not? I'm a bit confused.

3824709 Well, admittedly I didn't very much examine the first half of this chapter, which is about a month old.

But I don't believe i ever gave dashgun an elemental component no

3824722 Ah, I was a bit confused when it said "A simple GUN-Loader target at Marcus' range was completely dissolved after just one magazine". Made me think that Rainbow might have been corrosive.

3826833 Naaaa man

I meant it shoots so fast there's nothing left, lol

Wait... Will Spike become an incindeary/corrosive gun, or will he become a purple CL4P-TP with a green stripe? The Claptrap idea sounds better, considering that in the new Borderlands game coming out, Claptrap will be playable as the "Frag Trap".

Please tell me you're including Spike here.

4219971 He's tagged ain't he?
DW he's in it. Not sure if I should say what though

4221254 FragTrap. Don't know what Claptrap will be able to do in that game yet, but I'm still playing as him when the game drops this fall. :pinkiehappy:

4221958 Now hold on son I ain't even finished all the DLCS for 2 yet.
I can't keep up with all these newfinagled shootumy games and their speedy releases

why back in my day we didn't finish a game for monthhsssss

MONTHHHSSSSSS

You told me to come so here I am. Moar!:flutterrage:

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