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TundraStanza


The Poetic Frost makes mistakes so that you don't have to. "Dance, Sode no Shirayuki!"

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Dive and Kick are at it again. These two rivals in the hood are trying to prove once and for all who is the ultimate champion of the biggest mind-game of fighting games ever. The rules are the same as usual. Competitors can only dive and/or kick. If you get hit by the opponent's foot, you have to fall on your back as if you're knocked out.
No punching.
No ducking.
No blocking.
No projectiles.
No complex button presses.

However, the announcer decides to randomize their background location to the middle of Ponyville. This won't end well.

Death From Above
Round 1
DIVEKICK
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Divekick (game) belongs to One True Game Studios and Iron Galaxy Studios.
One-shot.

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Comments ( 8 )

What the heck am I doing with my life? :applejackconfused:

Comment posted by The Rar deleted Sep 11th, 2013

Comment spazzed out for me and had to remove. That's done that twice now. Need to look into that.
Ahem.
I enjoyed the story! :D

There are no words.

You are my hero.

Very well.:raritywink:
Randomness is a fine vintage as well.:duck:

Excellent work, dear Author.::pinkiehappy:

This is true Beauty extracted from the ore, refined, filtered, distilled, electrolytically separated from impurities, filtered and distilled again, and turned into writing. Either that or I'm completely insane.

This is great :twilightsheepish:
Totally random :^P

I read the story preparing for a CHOKE DETECTION WARNING and all I got was Rainbow Dash not being able to count to 5.
10/10. Uncle Sensei main here, I approve.

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