People have been complaining about how Cassandra is always the hero. To prove them wrong, here's the completely original story of the time they went on a train and Pinkie Pie solved a mystery
"...and that's how I figured out that Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy ate the cake," said Cassandra.
"What are you going to do to us?" asked Fluttershy. Cassandra had made a citizen's arrest, the three of them were tied up and handcuffed. Rainbow Dash shifted uncomfortably. She didn't want the others to know that she enjoyed this kind of thing.
"I think I can make this all go away if you agree to some practice kissing." They agreed that it was a fair deal. Pinkie Pie looked dejected though.
"What's wrong Pinkie?" said Cassandra, "are you jealous that you don't get any kissing sessions?"
"Well yes," lamented Pinkie Pie, "but also I wanted to solve a mystery."
At that moment, the train drove through a tunnel and all the lights went out.
When they came back on, Applejack lay sprawled on the floor, dead.
"All right! Another mystery!" cheered Pinkie Pie, as she gleefully donned her detective hat, "I'll solve this one for sure!" She paced the room and then climbed over the ponies and stuff. Finally she said
"Eureka! ...is a really funny word, also I know who killed Applejack."
"Excellent" said Cassandra, "Are you ready to make an arrest?"
"Nope!" said Pinkie Pie
"Wait, but I thought you said you knew who killed her," said Rarity. Her brain wasn't much bigger than the late Applejack's, so it's understandable that she was having some trouble keeping up.
"I did" said Pinkie Pie, "because the killer, is Applejack"
Collective gasp
"She's such a clumsy pony that she tripped in the darkness and broke her neck."
"What a silly pony" said Twilight. They all laughed. The credits song was a bass-rock cover of "Who's a Silly Pony" from G1.
Magnificent
That was the best one yet! Ok they were all pretty good.... And they were funny too. I really like this story, please keep going!
3155716 Thanks
Ha Ha! Actually I got nothing.
But hats off to you on a semi-successful troll. Lots of people took this seriously. You get a thumbs up.
Jimmies have been thoroughly rustled. You can stop now.
3157818 I haven't got anything else to write about.
Was this a troll? The comments have confused me, and now I can't pick a side.
3158333
.......
Continue rustling jimmies, then.
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This is a complete troll. This should be obvious by now.
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I don't know. I've seen worse, and they weren't trolls. I'll just wait until the author says, Mr. Iliketogetinonotherpeople'sconversations.
Or whatever. It's just the internet.
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Er... your comment wasn't a reply to anyone else, so I assumed it was an open question. And Imma girl...
And I have also seen worse, but this just reeks "troll". I mean, you think someone would genuinely write a fic where Applejack is unimportant, and gets abused and dies in every chapter is an actual fic? And not a total joke? There's also a point where is a username is an entire sentence, you can assume they're either faking or retarded.
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I'll admit that my name-calling went a step too far, but I'd still like to see what the author has to say.
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Might have to wait a spell, then. If they ever announce it, it'll be when the fic's over.
These make me laugh evertime.
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Shows you don't know shit is what it shows.
Read it again genius then tell me it's not a trollfic.
3158333 please dont stop writing this is acually funny as hell. hmm have someone else die in a hilariously funny way please.
Arrest for eating a cake? Really?
And now your hating on Rarity as well as Applejack?!
IT IS SO ON!!!!!!
You're a sillier pony.
That cover was actually quite good, I will admit. AcousticBrony does know how to make a good cover. But I think we can all agree that Applejack is a silly pony.
I am not joking when I say that I had a tear in my eye from laughing so hard. I knew it had to be coming, but this was just a brilliant way of doing it.
"What a silly pony" said Twilight. They all laughed. The credits song was a bass-rock cover of "Who's a Silly Pony" from G1.
Oh my gosh I'm laughing so hard at this
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I meant:
I accidentally put a spoiler instead of a quote.
I'm a silly pony
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