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// Chapter 6: The Mystery 
// Story: The Cassandra Chronicles 
// by CassandraMyOCisBestpony 
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People have been complaining about how Cassandra is always the hero.  To prove them wrong, here's the completely original story of the time they went on a train and Pinkie Pie solved a mystery


"...and that's how I figured out that Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy ate the cake,"  said Cassandra.  
"What are you going to do to us?" asked Fluttershy.  Cassandra had made a citizen's arrest, the three of them were tied up and handcuffed.  Rainbow Dash shifted uncomfortably.  She didn't want the others to know that she enjoyed this kind of thing.  
"I think I can make this all go away if you agree to some practice kissing." They agreed that it was a fair deal.  Pinkie Pie looked dejected though.
"What's wrong Pinkie?" said Cassandra, "are you jealous that you don't get any kissing sessions?"
"Well yes," lamented Pinkie Pie, "but also I wanted to solve a mystery."

At that moment, the train drove through a tunnel and all the lights went out.
When they came back on, Applejack lay sprawled on the floor, dead.

"All right! Another mystery!" cheered Pinkie Pie, as she gleefully donned her detective hat, "I'll solve this one for sure!"  She paced the room and then climbed over the ponies and stuff.  Finally she said

"Eureka!  ...is a really funny word, also I know who killed Applejack." 

"Excellent" said Cassandra, "Are you ready to make an arrest?"

"Nope!" said Pinkie Pie

"Wait, but I thought you said you knew who killed her," said Rarity.  Her brain wasn't much bigger than the late Applejack's, so it's understandable that she was having some trouble keeping up.

"I did" said Pinkie Pie, "because the killer, is Applejack"
Collective gasp

"She's such a clumsy pony that she tripped in the darkness and broke her neck."

"What a silly pony" said Twilight.  They all laughed.  The credits song was a bass-rock cover of "Who's a Silly Pony" from G1.