An Aussie finds himself in Equestria.
He has his ute, his dirtbike, an obscene amount of alcohol and complete disregard for law enforcement.
What could possibly go wrong?
WARNING! Excessive swearing WILL occur!
This is just a little side project of mine that is NOT to be taken seriously. It is nothing more than a joke about how an Aussie would react to events found in Equestria. But if you do happen to like it, then I will tell you now. I will update it when I get around to it. Enjoy.
And for crying out loud [img]http://blogs.acu.edu.au/international/files/2012/10/photo-4.gif[/img]
THIS is how you eat Vegemite you barbarians.
Chapters (1)
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But nobody cares about Australians dude.
EDIT: This is a joke -.-'
3129660 ... And I are care that you're short sighted? If you feel so strongly about something or someone in that manner, then I suggest you don't bother with it. At least we Australians have that logic already built in.
3129660 nobody cares for you
3130562
Wow... I WAS joking but it seems like somebody's a racial supremacist. Australians don't have anything built in. People are people, Adolf.
3130842
Man this fandom takes stuff too seriously. You're the type of person who goes on Reddit aren't you?
3130990 Ok then, for that I apologize
. I'm just a little bit tired and ticked off, mainly because I've just pulled three cars off of trees in the past week alone. And every one of them a fatality
. So once again, I'm truly sorry for that outburst.
3131019 Haha, it's all good. I meant no actual harm, it was all in good fun. Though I guess it wasn't obvious enough I was just kidding lol.
3131036 Oh well, there's not much one can do for all the fuck heads out on the road now is there? So once again, I apologize
3131046 ^.^ I will give one golden nugget of advice, though: try to start off your future stories with more of a hook. All other things aside, a great hook can garner a lot of overall attention, then perhaps a feature and a wider audience of people who like to read what it is you like to write. Not everyone will wanna read about an Aussie in Equestria, but there's a fanbase for everything out there.
3130990 meh, i dont go on reddit i go on imgur
come on man get it right 
3131080 Not too sure what that is. I mean, yeah I know WHAT it is. Just don't know why it exists. There's Google and other image boards that are much easier to use.
3131087 im just messing with ya, and it has newer images. it helps keep me occupied when i got nothing better to do.
3131076 Yeah well, one can only try. It's when you don't try, is when it really hurts
? And thanks for that mate
3131181 Jay... Stop messing with people's minds... You're not a jedi
3131203 or am i?
you dont know for certain where i moved to
3131225 ... America
AUSSSIE , AUSSIE ,AUSSIE ...
3142315 I just looked at your name then the fics name and thought, "No fucking way..."
3142355 I'm an Aussie through and through mate.
But the name of the fan fic is what drew my eyes to it. And I gotta say, I would most likely react this way if I ended up in Equestria without knowing it was Equestria, but probably with a lot more swearing. 
3142588 Funckin' oath eh? I'm a farm kid through and through, oh the shinagnigans I had in my younger years... Quite often including an old seed bag, bailing twine and a quad bike. But seriously, I think than any Aussie bloke or sheila worth his/her salt would react like the eh
. Personally I can't wait to read some comments about the slang I'm gonna throw in
I want more of this, that was awesome!
3196252 Haha, cheers mate
HAHA YOU FUCKING WANKER!
Very funny, love it :)
Well, I'm Aussie and you got me summed up if I went to Equestria, in other words, this is FUCKING AWESOME, also credits on the Black Betty song!
3929174 As am I, now just you wait for what I have planed
.
3929606 Oh oh oh oh....I'm waitin', sittin' right here in me chair.
4113219 And good things come to those who wait
.
Whens the next chapter?
4235211 I'm having some personal issues at the moment, so I can't really say
.
4236701
Well take all the time you need then.
4237021 Cheers mate
4237083
You know what. Its been 2 years...reaching 3.
This story is still fuckin' great.