An Aussie finds himself in Equestria.
He has his ute, his dirtbike, an obscene amount of alcohol and complete disregard for law enforcement.

What could possibly go wrong?

WARNING! Excessive swearing WILL occur!
This is just a little side project of mine that is NOT to be taken seriously. It is nothing more than a joke about how an Aussie would react to events found in Equestria. But if you do happen to like it, then I will tell you now. I will update it when I get around to it. Enjoy.

And for crying out loud [img]http://blogs.acu.edu.au/international/files/2012/10/photo-4.gif[/img]

THIS is how you eat Vegemite you barbarians.

A warrior was brought from his war ravaged home to Equestria to protect it. Can he? Can he protect instead of kill?

Can he feel love again?

Will he love her? Or will he abandon?

This is my second fic, it's just something I randomly thought up one afternoon, so I put it to figurative paper. As always, please rate and comment. I hope this tickles your fancy ^_^. All credit for the cover goes to Coco-mix, thanks a heap =D.

P.S. the sex tag may be for suggestive themes.

An old friend long thought dead by five of the mane 6 and Celestia has returned. Including some old enemies of Equestria and Celestia herself, that threaten the very existence of Equestria and ponies everwhere.
But Celestia has a deep secret that even Luna does not know.
And it includes someone they all love and know.

This my first fic...so...yeah
Added note...my grammar isn't the best