totallynotabrony's totallynotastory

by totallynotabrony

The Furry Bandits (concept)

Author note: An entertaining idea for a story, but the following chat log is as far as the four of us got. Also probably would be too meta and wouldn't include enough ponies to pass FIMFiction standards.

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[7:25:26 AM] Bank job...
[7:26:49 AM] We will rob the bank right next to the con, and then blend into the BronyCon group and no one would know
[7:27:10 AM] all dressed in fursiuits
[7:27:23 AM] There were a lot of people cosplaying as the guys from Pay Day last year, they would be questioned first!
[7:27:28 AM] I was just about to type fursuits
[7:27:43 AM] Clearly everyone wants this
I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't made this movie.
[7:27:44 AM] the furry bandits
[7:28:01 AM] there were guys in bear suits in AVengers
[7:28:04 AM] no, not that one
[7:28:08 AM] the other one
[7:28:16 AM] Batman vs. Superman?
[7:28:24 AM] yeah, that one
[7:28:26 AM] Lol
[7:28:44 AM] Blame the airsoft guys
[7:29:01 AM] Just got to put orange tips on our real guns and no one would know
[7:29:20 AM] Just don't wear a con pass or have a Pinkie Pie on your shoulder
[7:29:28 AM] nevar
[7:29:31 AM] Actually do
[7:29:36 AM] Confuse the fuck out of everyone
[7:29:55 AM] "Get the buck on the ground! Get the buck on the ground! Don't make me use this party cannon!"
[7:30:07 AM] I don't think this would work as well as you guys would think
[7:30:13 AM] lol
[7:30:16 AM] unless we immediately ditch the suits
[7:30:21 AM] and that's like
[7:30:23 AM] I am a criminology major
[7:30:29 AM] $2k gone right there
[7:30:34 AM] My major tells me how to get away with a crime
[7:31:06 AM] I mean, we're all writers, so
[7:31:11 AM] odds are we've all planned several
[7:31:16 AM] lol
[7:31:20 AM] a guy who would be a supervillain is a criminology major?
[7:31:27 AM] That is how we fucked up
[7:31:42 AM] We don't follow the plan, because we all edited it and forgot to share
[7:31:52 AM] do you think we'd have more success if we were polite
[7:31:55 AM] like, we still have guns and all
[7:32:03 AM] But ask please and thank you?
[7:32:14 AM] but it's just, "Hey, man, we just want whatever's in the vault. You're cool. Just pop it open and we'll bounce."
[7:32:24 AM] Bro it out
[7:32:39 AM] we could even email the bank manager afterwards and say the teller performed admirably given the circumstances
[7:32:44 AM] Lol
[7:32:48 AM] 10 out of 10
[7:33:03 AM] [e-mail]
[7:33:38 AM] But yes, I would so be a supervillain
[7:34:03 AM] I would have to put you down
[7:34:21 AM] You are going to take out the big comic book nerd who became a villain?
[7:34:26 AM] I know how the plot goes!
[7:34:37 AM] but I edited it for you
[7:34:43 AM] Oh shit
[7:35:23 AM] I will still have my comic book skills!
[7:36:04 AM] Heh... we all know the plots of these stories so we would all try to avoid it but we end up doing it anyway.
[11:52:07 AM] EXECUTE THEM
[11:52:11 AM] EXECUTE THEM ALL