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Osper


I'm a simple writer. I write whatever I feel like at the moment and I don't stick to any one genre very much. I just want to entertain with my work.

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Hugh Jelly, the controversial radio call in show DJ and known Jelly Pony, takes calls and offers advice to his fellow Equestrians on the subject of sensuality and sexuality. But is his advice any good?

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Comments ( 24 )

As really odd as that was, all I have to say is... I approve.

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Thanks. I don't really do comedy but If I can entertain one person, that's enough.

Wow, I knew that Jelly Pony would become memetic. The name Hugh Jelly took me a little bit to get, but I literally laughed out loud when I did.

Well, I, um... hmm. Very amusing.

I saw this and I had to read it! (P.S. I did)

Dude, that was hilarious.

I loled so hard at the mental image of a choir singing "JAILBAIT!" when the CMC called in :rainbowlaugh:

If you do anymore that be awesome :rainbowdetermined2:

I don't care how strange this is, it's a hilarious and unique concept. I can't wait for the next chapter, if there is one, that is. :raritywink:

I imagined Three Dog's voice from Fallout 3 as I heard this. :rainbowlaugh:

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I loved Three Dog so much. It was the height of joy to finally meet him. Think I'll go back and use his voice for my internal conversation to see how it sounds :raritywink:

Wow...this is just wow. I read it because I love Hugh Jelly. This was just hilarious. Good on you. I give you five out of five mustaches. :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

That was amusing, I have to admit. xD Now I have to reread the story in Three Dog's voice. :P

Hugh Jelly, meet your long lost brother!

Mister Humaad T. Rolling!

Well... how can i explain this chapter?

BUCKING HILARIOUS :rainbowlaugh: Especially the Carousel Boutique commerical xD
(and Now i have Three Dog's voice in my head, Thanks. :ajbemused:)

This really need to continue. It's too good to be an one-shot.

This was hilarious, and that twist at the end had me rolling on the floor. :rainbowlaugh:
Seriously, you HAVE to do more chapters! (Also, devoting a chapter to "Moon Unit's" *ahem* advice might not be such a bad idea :twilightblush:

Heh. Call "Sex Pony".

This is fantastic and has been officially inducted into my headcanon. Hugh Jelly is best Howard Stern pony.

:rainbowhuh::unsuresweetie::applejackconfused::trixieshiftright::eeyup: I have absolutely no idea how I should feel about this "story"...

247408 Congrats on being famous.

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I am so proud of you for figuring that out.

248552 Bah! Hugh Jeli beats out stern any day of the week. Definitely be interested to see more of this stuff. you're a great writer.:rainbowlaugh:

*"Next caller"
"Ah Hello"
*"Go ahead big guy"
"Ah Hello, I've got this mare problem"
*"Don't we all"
"I think I knocked her up and everypony will find out later, I'm really in a big big mess".
* "Do what I do, You can blame the other Stallion"
"Can't do that"
* Why not, If he's an Earth pony, Pegasus or Unicorn Why not ?"
"Nope, nope and nope I have a major problem here"
*" You're doin an Alicorn PRINCESS? Way to aim high dude"
"No she's just a Unicorn, When they find out I'm hosed"
* Then what's the problem?"
"The scales dude"
*Spike my drake friend, Can't help ya"
SPIKE!:twilightoops::raritystarry:

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