Derpy Hooves or Bright Eyes or Ditzy Doo or even Unnamed Grey Pegasus With Bubbles on Her Butt meets her one and only true love at a cafe in the middle of Ponyville. Saying more would ruin the surprise! And yes, this was on EQD!
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Dramatic Reading: Derpy's Lover
Dramatic Reading by VoiceGuy
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Admin note: story has been approved by me as a one time exception to the 1000 word limit. It is not necessary to report it as rule-breaking. Have a nice day and enjoy the story!
Got some connections here, eh? Story was funny but I realised it was a muffin when she said the mushroomed flare so it wasn't as shocking to me.
2830630 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Okay then.
Loved the story by the way.
Pretty easy to tell by what characters are marked what is going on... Love that pic by the way.
Read an Inuyasha fic that did the same thing to him and a cup of noodles. Defitnaly worth the laughs.
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It could also have been a human... muffin, but yeah.
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Check the reading in my author notes for an audio version of your reaction... ;)
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I honestly thought it would be Twilight when I clicked on the story.
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Ooops, disregard, i suck caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaumnmmmmuffins, yeah!
But do give that a listen, it's my favorite reading by far! (And still no female dramatic readers, awwww....)
At first I was like
Then I was like: 
The moment the story said something about "putting him inside" I know something's not what it seems to be.
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So... your face literally turns into Rainbow Dash?
end of second paragraph i made a guess that it would be a muffin xD
my reaction at first was like "is she giving doctor whooves a blowjob?" then at the end I was like
I was like Dis at First
OMG!! but at the end i was 
here.have a mustache 
I knew from the second you mentioned cafe where this was going...
Still you wrote it so well that it was worth the read
I thought it would have been Dr. Whooves!!!
Wtf is this sham shame shame
To tell the truth, i actually wanted to see if I could get off on clop, but I didn't want to be stuck reading a long story that would take long to read but not a short story that left out all the details. So I chose this one. And I actually jacked off and succeeded, but then I got the end. Long story short, I found out I can't get off on clop, but I can jack off to derpys obsession with muffins.
At first, I though it was Twilight because of the cover photo, but then you wrote 'him' and I thought of Doctor Hooves... Then it got to 'his mushroomed flare' and I knew straight away it was a muffin. And I love you for that!!!
The muffin was cock flavored
I'm so confused
Best twist ever