So, yeah. I woke up as Opalescense this morning, and my day sucked. On top of losing my balls, my wife and kid don't recognize me, one of our barn cats has the hots for me, the dogs have it in for me, the llama mafia are trying to kill me, and the ferret seems to want me for lunch. Luckily I have a friend in the horse.
Sometimes.
Just read it. On second thought, don't. It's humiliating enough as it is...
Inspired by the PonyEarth universe.
Contains self-insertion.
What.
This is an interesting plot twist. Instead of a pony, you become one of the 6 pets of the Mane 6.
There's an owl, a tortoise, a cat. a baby alligator, a dog, and a white bunny.
'I wanted my balls back.'
Huh.
'Oh... fuck me...'
Be a lot easier now you have no balls.
- Weatherscrote
I can't stop laughing at this entire scene.
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Glad I made someone's day with that!
Neat chapter, if anything.
Well that was short. Not complaining, mind you.
...I didn't expect that ending. I'll grant it that much.
So sad. It was a good read while it lasted, though.
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It was a half-decent write, too. I had all these plans for it. Then... magic happened, and... well, my mojo was consumed by Twilight Sparkle's latest spell.
Kkat's Fallout Equestria may have played a part, too.
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