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CartsBeforeHorses

Joined December 2012
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Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

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Fred Phelps, Shirley Phelps-Roper, and Jack Wu are Westboro Baptist Church members. One day, a magic tornado hits their church in Topeka, whisking them away to the colorful world of Equestria.

Now, with a highly-irritated Twilight Sparkle to guide them, they must make their way to Canterlot in the hopes that Princess Celestia will be able to send them home. Along the road, ponies try to teach them some valuable lessons about friendship. Will they listen and find hearts and brains, or will even Equestria fail to reform these wicked witches?

The plot, cover image font, and song parodies are shamelessly stolen from the Wizard of Oz.

Westboro in Equestria is now on TV Tropes!

First Published
27th May 2013
Last Modified
21st Mar 2014

Comments ( 72 )

#1 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 4d ago · 11 · 1 ·

you sir, just won the internet...keep this up:moustache:

#2 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 4d ago · · ·

First fic I haven't facepalmed at in a long while. Good story! I lol'd.

#4 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 4d ago · 4 · 1 ·

This story receives ALL of my yes.:moustache:

#5 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

This...is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.

#6 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 4d ago · 6 · 2 ·

All of my yes.

#7 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

...Pfffft. :rainbowlaugh: You got a laugh out of me. Have a like and fave.

#8 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·

lol.  This is great!  Keep it up.:pinkiehappy:

#9 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·

This was painful in all the right ways.

#10 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·

How do you walk with five shattered pelvic bones?

Let me guess..... they fixed it with evil pony magic?  :pinkiesmile:

#11 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · · ·

Poor Jack.

>>2637839 It doesn't need fixing -- it's slapstick humor.

#12 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · 4 · ·
#13 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · 9 · 6 ·

I'm a baptist. Don't worry, we are not all like this... If you asked anyone at my church if god hates fags they would tell you that god loves all of his children, even the ones who have not found Jesus yet, and they would also get mad at you for using a word like fag. I was at a bible study with my friends a few days ago in which my pastor said that god doesn't punish people for being wrong, he doesn't punish people at all in fact. And for god sake we don't support any murderers ever! However, I really was entertained by the story and will be looking foreward to the next chapter.

#14 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · 5 · ·

I may read this later but from the summary I have one thing to say

#15 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2640821 Thanks for reading! My parents were both very hardcore Christian and they are far more knowledgeable about Scripture than anyone I know, and they both have NO idea what the WBC is talking about. I honestly think it's because they're all lawyers just waiting to sue anyone who assaults them.

Thanks to everyone else who has read this story! I'm shocked and quite honored at how much exposure and positive feedback it's gotten. Thank you all! :raritystarry:

#16 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · 2 · ·

this

:rainbowderp:

is

:raritystarry:

fantastic

:moustache:

#17 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · 4 · ·

>>2637130 Wrong. This guy didn't win the internet. He won the entire freaking universe.

:moustache:>9000. Looking forward to more. That is all.

#18 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 3d ago · 10 · ·

>>2640821

WESTBORO baptist church...WESTBORO..let me emphasize the WESTBORO

the baptist church and the westboro baptist church are very different churches, trust me on this

#19 · Chapter 2 · 46w, 2d ago · 2 · ·

>>2640821

you arent from westero baptist church, those idiotic people were on the news and everywhere, saying god hates the military troops and everything, I hate the mother but the daughter of the mother saw that she was doing stuff wrong and left her family, getting disowned in the process, I solute the daughter in her valient effort.

#20 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 2d ago · 6 · ·

Parts that made me die in laughter

“Wait a minute… rainbow mane… a deep, scratchy voice for a female… are you a FAGGOT!?” asked Fred Phelps.

“I swear, you two. Don’t make me throw my hat back there,” said Fred Phelps as he made another turn

“We picket all sorts of depraved activity, such as homosexuality, being gay, and being a faggot,” Fred Phelps replied.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

BTW I'm definitely sharing this with the Christian Brony Group on the site

#21 · Chapter 2 · 46w, 2d ago · 2 · ·
#22 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·

seriously :ajbemused:

#23 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2651297 Seriously, what?

#24 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2651314 just the inception reference, it wasn't meant as a bad thing, i actually really liked this story, well done... probably should have opened with that :twilightsheepish:

#25 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·
#26 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

Meanwhile, on his bedside table, a small top spun around and around and around. Did it fall? Well, actually—

BWAAAAAAAAAMMMM!!!!!

#27 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·

Awww, it's over already? I was hoping they'd swing by Sugarcube Corner for an order of Cupcakes.

:pinkiecrazy:If you know what I mean:pinkiecrazy:

But seriously, this story was absolutely hilarious. Have some more moustache.

:moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

#28 · Chapter 2 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·

Iron will was awesome.

#29 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

MUH SIDES

#30 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 1d ago · · ·

Do Amy's baking company next!

#32 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 19h ago · 6 · ·

>>2652280 They're the Westboro Baptist Church of restaurants.

#33 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 17h ago · 3 · ·

Oh my fucking God. Must read.

#34 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 16h ago · · ·

I'm listening to "Totally Gay For America" by The Whitest Kids U' Know while reading this.

Needless to say, it's awesome. This story is amazing.

#35 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 16h ago · 9 · ·

>>2640821

The Westboro Baptist Church is baptist in the same way that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is both democratic and a republic.  The short answer is that they're not.  The long answer is that they're not and they're both led by a very aggressive man prone to acts of grandiose flamboyance who exibits a dangerous lack of conection to the real world.  

#36 · Chapter 2 · 46w, 11h ago · · ·

“Ooh, ooh! This is exactly like that one C.S. Lewis book, Out of the Silent Planet,” said Jack Wu in a reference that probably no one reading this will get."


Haha, I like your humor :) it's a pretty amazing series :)

#37 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 11h ago · · ·

>>2655423 Thanks. I'm glad someone else has read those books! :pinkiehappy:

#38 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 5h ago · · ·

>>2655467

I'm reading Prelandia right now.

#39 · Chapter 1 · 46w, 1h ago · · ·

F'ing funny.

#40 · Chapter 2 · 46w, 51m ago · · ·

Twilight isn't a Green Lantern on crack! She's just an Arcane Mage from World of Warcraft!

#41 · Chapter 3 · 46w, 45m ago · 1 · ·

What now lol? What's this about a spinning top?

#42 · Chapter 1 · 45w, 2d ago · 3 · ·

>>2643729 Please do. The WBC is as widely laughed at amongst Christians as any other group. Mostly because they stopped talking about the Christian conception of God the moment they said, "God hates".

#43 · Chapter 3 · 45w, 18h ago · · ·

Ok, this caught my interest enough from the description alone to have earned a follow from me.

#44 · Chapter 3 · 44w, 5d ago · · ·

I wonder if someone would make a fanfic of Celestia and Luna snuffing out members of the WBC due to an ancient law dictating that Extreme hate that cannot be rectified by love and tolerance must be... "dealt with".

#45 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 5d ago · 4 · ·

Within mere hours of the Boston bombings that happened this past April, the Westboro Baptist Church had said that Massachusetts deserved it for being the first state in the Union to legalize gay marriage, and declared their intention to picket funerals for the victims - one of whom was a ten-year-old boy.

...

...yeah, fuck the WBC. Fuck them sideways. This fic made me smile.

(Not quite so hot on the degradation of Christianity in general - I'm an atheist but I'm accepting of others' beliefs as long as they're accepting of mine. But in this case, I'll give you a pass. 'cause again, I despise the WBC).

#47 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 4d ago · 2 · ·

And your fic has just shown me the reason behind every single TCB fic known to humankind. If the ponies think all humans are like that, I can't say I'm surprised.

#48 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 3d ago · · ·

u sir are a bloody legend..............now excuse me i have a plane to catch to murder certain people

#49 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 1d ago · · ·

This should be #1 in most views on FiMfic! One of the funniest stories I have ever read. It had be crying I was laughing so hard. You, Sir, are a genius!

#50 · Chapter 3 · 40w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2854673 >>2843951

Thanks for the kind words!

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