Long thought lost to time, a copy of this work of literary genius has been recovered from the Crystal Empire’s central library. Dedicated scholars worked tirelessly to translate the text back from the Crystal Empire’s native language.
“I have never read anything like this and probably won’t ever again.” -Twilight Sparkle
“I, um, like the parts where the filly gets her cutie mark. That was... nice.” -Fluttershy
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Beta Reader Special Thanks
Sereg
BrokenHero0409
Thattagen
Invidlord
TerribleTransit
Special thanks to the You Will Select A Decision series for the stylistic inspiration.
Chapters (73)
This story is swank as fuck
What the fuck, actually
hue
I... what?
True story
This is truly the best of endings
Ooh! The plot thickens!
WHEE!
I'm going to fave and upvote for the concept alone.
Fucking brilliant.
~Skeeter The Lurker
And so is the harsh way of nature
BECAUSE
YOU KNOW
THEY JUST FUCKING EAT SPIDERS NOW
YUP
The bus driver told me to sit back down ;_;
But vore is my fetish ;_;
How is this a bad end?
Wow, that was fucking dark
Again, the bus driver told me to sit down ._.
I shall do just that
Saucy!
This is the worst ending
Oops? Lol
Silvz attempt 1(I'm attempting this a lot of times to see what happens)
wat
(silvz attempt 2)
Un adventure?.....
(silvz attempt 3)
...
(Silvz attempt 4)
...uhhh
(Silvz attempt 5)
Whhat
(Silvz attempt 6)
...
(Silvz attempt 7)
A good ending. I am satisfied,
(Silvz attempt 8)
Queen of 4chan eh?
...
....
......
Yes! Victory on my second try!
'teached' is not a word.
Learned that the hard way and I was laughed at as concequence
.
Ah, one of these stories.
Let's see what happens, shall we?
Little fillies randomly eat spiders?! I don't think I'd like to go there anymore.
These translations are hilarious.
What does "This time they clockwise" mean?
Me and my unstoppable butt!
2734851
I dunno, either.
I just wanted to call out Blingy on her lackluster rhyme.
Mmmm... barbecue filly.
This is hilarious.
I giggled like a schoolgirl...
I expect you'll be a gentleman and pay for my smile reduction surgery?
~ Love, Posey
2734845 You got hit by a TARDIS. At least, that was MY interpretion.
Glad to see it up so I can experience it in its full glory. Also appreciate the other "translations" you added.
And waiting for Space Monkey Farming in Former Unicornia.
Wtf man. I woulda cut that zebra...
Wtf. I woulda cut that zebra if she put a hoof on me...
I'm leaving, this story is kinda... ehh.
Oh come on. First I get dragged home by a zebra, then I get killed by a zebra, and now I'm too stupid to properly preform a reality check? Everypony knows you plug your nose and try to breath through it. If you still can, you're in a dream.
2737072 yeah, I got that, but still... what the fuck, actually.
What are these? Tears? From laughing? Yes they are!
2734997>>2734851>>2735347>>2737302>>2737341
My work here is done.
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Aw, don'tcha like smiles? You could charm so many
Pinkiesponies.2737176
Hehe, I'll see what I can do.
Truly, this is the best of all possible endings, and an epic journey to get here indeed. Well done.
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