You turn and ask, “What is wrong, Mister Rock?”
“I am not rock. I am spider. But I am also not spider.”
Looking down, you see there is a talking spider on the rock. How disappointing.
“I can see how disappointed you are,” says the spider. “But do not be deceived! I am really the prince of Horseplace! I have been put under curse by evil enchantress and it can only be broken by a kiss! If you help me, I will marry you and give you the richest life.”
If you say ”You are a crazy spider and I do not believe you.”, turn to page 10.
If you eat him, turn to page 34.
If you give him a big, wet one, turn to page 71.