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OMG FIRST
2574544 Does not count if it's your own story, so therefore I AM FIRST!
...Okay, I'm intrigued...
I can almost see Spike saying, "Mrs. Sparkle, you're trying to seduce me."
I can also almost see Twilight and Shining walking in at the very wrong time, and ending up in the fetal position, whimpering for their happy place.
And, given my pervading belief of Spike's upbringing, Celestia will be proud of her 'son'...
I'm just gonna click that nice little star button and see where this leads me.
Edit: And now that I have read it, (and love it, by the way.) I now must ask for MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh hey! That guy that guy that wrote Epic Sax Spike, on fanfiction.net... this is gonna be good.
This caught my interest like a mousetrap. More. RIGHT NOW!
you have my interest...
continue
My jimmies are shuffling, my jimmies you have
You have my full attention.
2575102 Hear no evil, see no evil, & speak no evil.
: "What? Your mother wanted dragon D."
Shining Armor: "I CAN'T SEE!"
Twilight: " I CAN'T HEAR!"
Mr. Sparkle: " ... "
Family guy much?
Also. See the thumb up and star ther. Yea....that going to be push.
Might want to cut down on those meme's and references.
Kinda ruins the whole thing, even if it's supposed to be a silly little thing those references... ugh.
This is funny. Please do another soon.
it would be funny as hell if twilight is with celestia, that way spike can finally show twilight how it feels to have your best friend fuck your mom in both holes at the same damn time.
Normally not a fan of infidelity, but this is something new and it's interesting.
OH MY LUNA YES!
Why has no one done this pairing before?
Twilight Velvet and Spike! This shit is going to be so HOT!
And I love how you started this, spy cam video's, too good.
Only one more thing left to say.
MILF, MILF , MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF,MILF!!!
...
...
...I have absolutely nothing. I guess i'll track this then.
Milf.. hum...
. Fault any more shipping? (No, Spike and Big Mac don't cont!)
You have my attention
Please continue
I like it.
(I don't like Pinkie she scares me,it's just I couldn't find a good RD pic.) :3
Huh...
I am now intrigued. I shall now press the buttons of positivity.
HAHAHA oh, Night Light got caught by Twilight Velvet & she even named the tapes oh man, that's funny!
We'll need more description of where they are. It feels like they're standing inside a blank white room.
Also, the *crickets* bit kicked me out of the immersion.
Good luck.
Mr. Sparkle...YOU ARE A PILE OF SHIT!!
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Actually it does. FIRST! is usually reserved for the first person to post a comment, so you lose.
I hope you enjoyed Discord's shitty pun as much as I did!
You have me wondering who Rarity chose over Spike and Twilights father doesn't even get to watch his wife fuck Spike?
Tis what Twilight's dad deserves I guess.
Eh, i like comedy, but i think you have to down it a bit, it was hard to read with all those jokes, some werent even funny, but besides from that it was a good chapter!
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I love that 'I am the Juggernaut, Bitch!' reference.
Oh Spike... You don't know just how right you are.
Buck who Rarity chose! Get some of that Sparkling flak.
This story has comedy come out of every line. Spike wrestling with guards, Princess Twilight with her and Spike living in the castle, Twilight help the guard "get off" off her hot royal mare scent, Spike throw female teenage out busts and joking about banging Twilight's mom, the whole nine yards.
GO SPIKE! POWERBOMB THAT BITCH, WITH YOU DICK!
References of The Shield. Nice.
You have no idea how true his joke will get.
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agreed on that, waay too much comedy
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My apologies if I've mislead you. The next chapter will be quite cloppy.
If I had the liberty to arrange the categories by importance/relevance, comedy would definitely be the showcased genre, but alas, romance/love is too powerful (as the show has taught us). That was something that I thought would come up, so thank you for addressing it early.
As for the next chapter, clop. The following chapter? Oddly enough, the rising action
with plenty of funny in between!
I support my non-robotic brethren, and I have a bumper-sticker that says as much, ironic as it be.
Thanks again to everyone who's felt an emotion when reading this!
Please tell me that Twilight's mom loves anal.
2613502 O_O
Okay, why am i replied?
2613559 I have no idea. I didn't reply to you.
2613560 Glich?
2613561 Maybe
Loved the chapter. Make another soon, please.
Moar.
2613502 Probably loves giving it, from the way she behaves.
This story......scares me at times. I'll be coming back for more.
2613989 shit just got real