Over The Moon
By Discord
Once upon a time, there was a little pony named Front Line. He was a white pegasus with an icy blue set of eyes and matching mane and tail, as was usual for most ponies in the Royal Guard.
The story began one evening, as he was standing guard in one of the many halls of the royal palace. Front Line stood still as a statue, staring straight ahead, seldomly blinking, and only taking the shallowest of breaths as is proper for him to do.
"What is taking so long," he thought to himself, "It's past sunset, where is the next shift already?"
As he stood waiting, he could feel the time slowly slipping away, he could almost visualize it, that time had come to a halt just to toy with him, (but between you and I, it was really a handsome draconequus that was messing with his head lol).
Anyhow, a few moments later he finally decided to say, "Buck it, you know what? I'm going to complain to the princess, this is poppycock!" (That's what ponies say these days, right?) And he stormed off to do just that.
Minutes later, he found himself standing outside the throne room, he opened the doors and stormed his way in, "Princess Celestia, I want to know what is taking so long for my relief to come by! I've got to do some shopping before the market closes in a few minutes!"
He looked up at the throne, and froze, his face fell when he saw Celestia was not sitting on the throne, but rather her sister, the terrifying Ruler of the night, Princess Luna,(No, seriously have you met this pony?) HOW DARE THEE INTRUDE IN HERE MAKING DEMANDS! DO THOU NOT KNOW THINE PLACE?
Front Line's jaw dropped, not only from fear, but he was suddenly struck by the sheer beauty of the princess, he had never seen Luna before, and now that he had, he knew that it was love at first sight, "Forgive me your highness, I did not know that such a lovely creature as yourself would be on the throne." (The poor poor sucker)
Princess Luna tilted her head, "You think I'm beautiful?" she said with a blush. (hah I would pay so much to see that happen!)
Front Line bowed deeply before the princess, "Truly you are, I have never seen known such beauty to exist." (Gag me...)
The princess looked down at the pony, "Never before has a pony dared to approach me in such a brazen manner, step forward." (Note to self, make sure to save next time so I don't have to rewrite three paragraphs)
He did as she commanded and looked up into her eyes, as he did he saw all the stars in her mane and was again enthralled. Luna then leaned down and kissed him tenderly on his lips. "Tell me, what is your name?"
"My name is Front Line," he said with a smile. (OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE! I need a break, stupid storm erased the ending. I'll just make a new one.)
"Well front line, I hope you really love the stars, because there's a great view where I'm sending you." She then turned around and bucked him in the chest, sending him flying out the window. He continued to soar ever higher into the air until the stallion found himself in orbit around the moon.
As he floated there wondering what happened, a note appeared before him, he opened it and it read as follows, Learn your place. P.S. You're fired.
The End
Still a better love story than Twilight
But in all seriousness, that was wonderful, please write more ASAP
We very much enjoy thy story!
Thou hast writing talent and a most excellent storyline. We shall keep an extra special eye on Discord for thou and We eagerly await thy next scroll.
2580757
From the classic film, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Truly one of the greats ripe for me to
rip offI mean, pay homage to.Umm. What if he ends up writing a Discord/Luna fanfic?
Absolutely hilarious. I'd like to see Discord troll the internet with his stories.
2581013
I do not like the corner of shame...
Here let me make it up to you by fixing this terrible, most grievous error immediately!
Mhmmm... tastes story. Yup tastes appropriately Discordy. Let the madness continue!
2581223
I'm working on the next chapter right now!
This has the Blitzkrieg Seal of Approval!
2581352
Allow me to express how I feel about earning this prestigious award!
what if discord wrote a clop fic of luna and celestia and then using his magic during a meeting replaced everyone's agenda with said clop fic?
or even better, every single piece of paper in the world has said clop fic on it!
2581513
Oh god... The chaos, THE CHAOS!!!
2581523
even better when the minster of war makes a few comments on it and takes it home to finish later
... That story ending...
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For a second there... I forgot it was Discord writhing a story.
Please, keep up the good work my good sir.
"....and then they had sex."
I was half expecting it.
Anyway, Luna bucked a stallion to the moon?
Didn't see that one coming.
Discord needs to become a fanboy and start to write fanfics.
That was funny. I enjoyed reading it.
Okay...I'm actually concerned that what he writes actually happens. XD If so, poor Front Line. Never had a chance. And like others said, Discord's commentary really adds to it. Can't wait to see how others perceive his work! I'm just SURE Luna would feel honor to be his muse.
2581719 Enjoyed? You know I find this often? And I find it a whole lot on Incomplete stories. The story is incomplete. Unless you are not going to read anymore, "I have enjoyed reading this so far." Maybe even something like "I can't wait for the next chapters." This is something a second grader would write in America; imagine how young for the rest of the world with our education system sucking so much.
Prepare your anus; 2580404 will be coming back for YOU.
Sounds like he writes more than one. That would make the title misleading. Try "Discord Writes Ship Fics" if this is true.
2581729
Ya. Your right. Just wasn't completely focused on what I was typing and typed partially on impulse.
This should be fun!
2581738
You are correct, and I did plan on changing the tittle, but for some reason I liked the way "A Ship Fic" sounded more than "Ship Fics".
I hope that you can forgive me on this little bit of artistic flair. If not then sorry.
Congratulations on the feature box!
I can't wait to see what happens when Luna see's it. He should get her to proofread!
2581857
Thank you Horizon! You just don't know how much it means for you to say that!
2581916
Thank you very much for this brief lesson in proper English, and the use of "Your", VS. "You're"
To show my gratitude, allow me to add to the list, yore, the definition of long ago, or former times.
Also the word sorry. As in Sorry I missed that, and can you point it out so I can fix it.
2581813 *insert your inner demonic voice after the star* Your blood will stain the wall.
2581752 Proper speech is the job of a writer!
2581894
Well, she gave him that idea, so...
2581894>>2582145
Well, you see... I was already writing that, but since you now suggested it, I guess I have to rewrite the entire chapter.
2582162 Eh, it will still be glorious.
I find this very amusing, please do continue.
2581729
Or perhaps (s)he just meant "I enjoyed reading it" as "I enjoyed reading the chapter that I am commenting on" with an implied "Can't wait for the next chapter"...
Or, you know, maybe (s)he just mistakenly put it in past tense instead of present tense. It happens.
2582162>>2582167
I should feel bad but...just imagine this!
Luna: "Discord."
Discord: "What, dear Luna?"
L: "You know as perfect as I that Celestia and Twilight would NEVER do THAT."
D: "And your point is?"
L: "You should rewrite that scene."
D: "No, it's ok as it is."
L: *sigh* "Discord... you know that Celestia will not be pleased, don't you?"
D: "I don't care! This is my fic and I will be writing it as I want!"
L: "In this case maybe you should find yourself another proofreader? Because I'm quit."
D: "I still have these fics with you and Pip..."
L: "WHAT?! Bbbut yyyyyou said ttthhat you dddestroyed them!"
D: "I am. But by some kind of 'Miracle' a few copies survived. So unless you want them to be published..."
L: "..."
D: "I take this as yes. So, I'm waiting until Thursday."
Just something that got into my head. I'm quite sure there are a lot of mistakes, but I'm going to sleep so I don't care
2582342 Good enough.
Can't wait for more, this was hilarious
*snerk*
I wonder what if John de Lancie stumbled his way onto this story.
2582655
I think I would have to apoligize if I didn't write his character properly!
Seems pretty legit. You'd better write more, if you know what's good for you.
2582719
I'm workin' my tail off to do so!
The pic makes it look like discord has a boner. XD
wouldn't this be classified as a meta-fic?
2582744 Know the feeling. It's usually worth it at the end.
Gold. Just PURE gold!
meh
sellout
2583132
Ouch man, very ouch.