It was all according to plan: sweep the fair Rarity off her hooves and have a Hearts and Hooves Day they'd never forget...

but everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked she reveals she already has plans!

The day gets worse for the young drake, as he loses a bet that will surely shame him for life... or will it? Join Spike, as his drag persona, "Barb", terrorizes Ponyville with her bad attitude and crude behavior in order to turn said bet on its fragile noggin!

T for language and sexy, sexy dragons. Well, just the one dragon, really... but he's still pretty sexy.

Grimm Leaf, a Charm Merchant intends to hopefully impress his marefriend's parent. If he can survive her dad and kick the author following them around off of their tail! FYI, I'm the author who's following them! Also, it's an OC Story. Also, A big thank you to the actual Grimm Leaf who helped me put this all together on Omegle!

The lowest tier of literature meets the lowest form of wit.

Five simple but delightful stories, all independent and separate from each other, connected only by one single, overarching similarity: a punch line.

Feels will be felt, tears will be shed, groans will be heard.

A Million Bits - Applejack discovers Big Macintosh's secret hobby and an old promise he made long ago to somepony very dear.

Life's a Drag On - A messenger must try to convince his princess to return to her duties, unaware of the suffering she struggles with.

No More Lyin' - An old psychiatrist looks through the journal of one of his former patients.

A Little Bolder - Cloudy Quartz and her daughters wait eagerly for Igneous Rock's return, only to learn that the wounds he suffered cut deeper than flesh.

Astronaut - Something fell from the sky and into the Everfree. Twilight and the gang decide to investigate and find far more than they would have ever expected.

* This Story has been rebooted

Sunset Shimmer is a school bully in the making, The Doctor is a intergalactic hero, clearly these two couldn't become companions right? Right?

Co-Writer: Doc Grant, Disavowed Ash

CHAPTER 1 ENDING UNDER REVISION

Kris Brandii had an exciting life on Earth, before he was sent to the moon. He had friends, family, a dog, and many things to live and be there for. Soon enough, the Earth was completely deprived of all of it's natural/important resources. Water, Fresh Air, Plant life, healthy animals? All gone, we weren't sure what had caused all of this, but shortly after us Humans realized this, we were at a loss. The military soon had been forcing people to be sent to the moon, not as punishment, for testing. We were equipped with Astronaut suits, and other special equipment. After we had arrived, it took a whole month to find what was classified as Heel-3. This substance can be made into realistically anything. Later after the discovery of Heel-3, we were forging heel-3 suits, to further increase the time we can spend outside, in the black space. Kris Brandii was just a miner, in a small place named "M00NT0WN" on the moon, clever name, right? But there was a bizarre accident in the mines that put him in a place where he wasn't just a miner.

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A "Crater" crossover. You don't need to read the book to understand the story.
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Rated "Teen" for language, and blood.

About two weeks after Tirek's defeat, Twilight Sparkle, Equestria's newest princess, finds an earth pony stallion at her new castle's doorstep.

Out of worry, she takes the stallion in. He comes to the next day, but he has no recollection of who he is, where he is, or how he got in Ponyville. The only thing he can remember is that he's looking for somepony. But... Who... and why?

After his arrival, dark things begin appearing all over Ponyville. Ponies start disappearing, and something dark is on the horizon. Other towns seem to have become silent, and Ponyville is in the center of it all.

Now the main story with four prequels that are totally unnecessary to read in The Forgottenverse. (The name is lame. I know.)

Rainbow Dash, the fastest flyer in all of Equestria, has been the face of Pegasi for many years. However, when an incident goes from bad to worse, she slowly starts to believe that the curse can easily become a blessing. With her friends becoming worried about her erratic behavior and not knowing the truth, how long will she go before being stopped? An even better question, will she be stopped?

A.N. There will be a chapter posted everyday until it ends, enjoy the story everypony!

The girls look at their freshman-senior year highschool photo album, as they come across past memories, some good, and... some bad. What they find may change their lives forever.

So, four days ago, Tirek brought Equestria to its knees—with my help—only to turn on me—which I really should have seen coming, but that's hindsight for you. And then some stuff happened involving—of course—rainbows, ugh, and now I'm here. Helping pay off my debt to the nation by fixing things which may or may not have been broken by me in the first place, like a good draconequus should.

Problem is, doctor, I've been finding myself preoccupied as of late, and I really just can't see why...

One shot written after a discussion about Discord's actions during the season finale.
Featured 7-31-14! Wooooo!
Has its own entry on the Dusk Guard Saga's TV Tropes Page.

We all know the story of Hearth's Warming Eve, but the simplified legend all ponies remember belies how close we came to losing it all. Now, the discovery of the lost diaries of the survivors transports us back to that harrowing time when the world balanced on the edge of a frozen knife, and the heroism of eight adventurers pulled us back from the brink, laying the foundations of the diarchy we know today.

(Compatible with Canon and inspired by Nyx's Family)
Now available in audio format.