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TheMajorTechie


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Ask Sweetie Giraffe anything! || Even more What Ifs!
What would happen if Sweetie Belle became a tyrannical giraffe hellbent on destroying all that was shorter than her?

How 'bout Equestria being ruled by literal potatoes?

Ever wanted to see an author clawing at his remaining shreds of sanity at two in the morning, trying to figure out what the actual heck he's writing?

Well, guess what? This is the story for ya! Enjoy the noises of short-circuiting brain cells. :)

Reached the 1000-chapter hard-limit of Fimfiction!


Suggestions for chapters are open, but remember to leave space for others! Keep in mind that I decide whether or not to use idea suggestions, and if you want a crossover, or are asking something about the show itself, then check this big ol' Twilight-grade list first!

Check out What If's new sister story!

Now with an anti-recommendation from Posh!

Other what if(s):

Chinese translation by OMPG!

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One day, Anon got mad and decided that it was a great idea to physically assault one of Equestria's ruling princesses.

He was wrong.

So, so wrong.

Now with an audio reading from StraightToThePointStudio!

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Let's play a game, shall we? I'm gonna give myself half an hour to barf out as many legible horsewords as possible...

Starting in 3...
2...
1...

GO!

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Celestia orders two brave knights to violently quash a rebellion… with fire.


Another collaboration with TheMajorTechie. The amazing cover art is by him.
DISCLAIMER: Techie doesn't know how to draw a flamethrower, so imagine the water gun is one.

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Tempest Shadow becomes a Commie, a pink cloud invades canterlot, Discord needs help filing taxes, and Pinkie is hungry. Plus Chuck Norris gets stoned.

A collab with TheMajorTechie. The amazing cover art is by him.

Everyone-rated version can be read here.

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You'd think that with a name such as "Butter Knife", a mare would be much better at being, say, an amazing chef for some highly-rated restaurant.

Nope. Butter Knife is just bad at stabbing people. She's also quite dull, considering her self-described "edge".

A parody of the "Edgy Alicorn OC" trope, and aiming for the maximum absurdity.

Downvote as much as needed. :trollestia:

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Daring Do wanted to look for treasure in the land of Celestine Naustaralis, not Celestia's nostrils!


A comedic(?) trollfic by TheMajorTechie. :trollestia:

This is pretty much my way of ending off 2016.

Warning: Contains the memes of 2016, and heavy abuse of the Random tag.

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Twilight managed to recover the scroll Starlight Glimmer had used to travel back in time. The problem is, she went waay too far back while testing it.

...Oh, and the scroll's gone, too.

On top of that, Twilight still isn't entirely sure if she's in the same universe.


The spiritual successor to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. Why? Because I now want to write another random comedy fic that's not a chapter of my What If? fic. I'm bored.

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Fluttershy's tail is rather... interesting. Not to mention strong, I mean, who has the ability to say that their freakin' tail can block a high-speed rubber ball?!

Also, rarity's got a gas problem.

A double story, featuring Pinkie, Rarity, and Fluttershy.

(Contains minor intoxication on Rarity's part.)

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Life's gotten boring for the pink mare. Not even endless rave partying can get her out of the pit of boredom. In fact, sane life as a whole has gotten boring.

Logically, she goes insane from boredom. Not only that, but she vows for an eternal day.

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