Twilight's new royal duties take her beyond Equestria's borders and travel to the frozen wilds beyond even the Crystal Empire. Along the way, she will endure the pettiness of a royal prince and an apathetic reindeer who doesn't seem to care much. About anything. Will she be able to handle her new responsibilities and the untamed nature of the Northern Wilds?

Proofread/Edited by:
CartsBeforeHorses
Chromio Fractured Heart onward.
Cover Art: Silfoe

I hope to read this you give your time, for this story is almost entirely in rhyme.
I live in the forest of Everfree, there is nothing that is new to me.
But one day, I did something I should not, something that affected me quite a lot.
In and out the effects faded, it's my intelligence that the plant hated.
This is the story of how my clumsy action made things not to my satisfaction.

YouTube readings:
TheCaptainSand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrZJDkk1Dss
The Living Library: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCNPgaEhlXM

When Book Worm, Ponyville’s first librarian, retires, Twilight Sparkle receives a stockpile from his old shop. Among them are some... unexpected volumes.

This story is a Franco-american production full of smutty jokes.
My second story translated from French to English, thanks to the help of the fabulous Vivid Syntax.
Original art by Pony-Berserker.

According to popular myth, girls don't fart.

Yeah, we all know that's a load.

Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy are having a slumber party, having a good time as friends, when the unexpected happens.

Someone farts and stinks up the whole room.

None of them will admit they did it. Each of them is blaming one of the others.

Can a fart destroy friendship?

When Rainbow Dash receives the verdict that her final grade is in jeopardy, she enlists the help of most eggheadiest person she knows.

Unfortunately, she encounters a problem. A naked problem.

A very naked problem.

A comedy of the nudist variety.

It brings me great pride to say that this fic inspired the Nudists and Nudity group. Go check it out for all your barebacked needs!

Rated "T" for trigonometry.
Sex tag is for lewd jokes and language, not sex scenes.

Rarity’s friends have noticed that she smells an awful lot like apples lately and want in on it.

Cover art by the inimitable White Diamonds.

There is now a Spanish translation of this story, courtesy of Spaniard Kiwi

Princess Celestia, when not facing down end of the world catastrophes, has a very basic routine she's come to tolerate. From sunrise to sunset, the same schedule over and over. Listening, petitioning, more listening and then finally announcing her verdict.

When she's finally done with the affairs of the court and tending to the populace, she decides to go take a nap. To a special place that no pony can find her, a place that no pony would suspect a princess to safely secretly slumber . For where she's heading is worth more than a dragon lord's horde and it makes her happier than a day spent at a Summer Sun Celebration. It's a magical place that Celestia doesn't feel the eyes of everypony watching her. Magical Daycare.