So it's a normal day for me. Dinky's playing Diablo 3 (finally got her into Blizzard), I've managed to get Lyra to play Amnesia, and I..... I'm reading a book...... Twilight gave me a kids book, a How To on magic. No I lied I stole the book from the library because Twilight hates my guts. It doesn't help that I don't understand jack about magic.
My head's killing me. I've had this bad sinus pressure in my head most of the morning, and I DON'T HAVE A NOSE! Seriously I don't even think I have nasal passages!
ACHOO!
"Dad... did you just sneeze out a Loli?"
Well, today got more interesting.

A Crossover between My Life as an Eldritch Horror and I'm A Loli?!?. Not considered canon with the original story, just written for fun. Most of the plot came from aterriblewriter, I'm just writing it
Beware this way lies random. Also, Teen for language, and Sex for some innuendo.

Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.

Alex has been thrown around realities for a long time without control. This time, he jumped to Ponyville and will be staying for a lifetime. Can he build a life here? Does he want to? What about the family he left behind?

Cover art is a commission by AphexAngel

Also, a big thanks to my ediors, pre-readers, and idea givers: Marvelous Cheshire,
Tosety, DiscordsAdvocate, KMCA, warpd, Spect, Makkelulu, KitsuneNoYomeiri, earthrise, Pen Brush
genuis101

When Andrew wakes up in Equestria, he makes a rather large impact. Well, as large an a impact as a normal 20 something guy falling from about 20000 feet can make. Will he make friends in this strange but oddly familiar world? Or will the absence of his sister drive him closer to the edge? Strange things are happening in Equestria, will Andrew be able survive being at the center of them all?

This is my first story, so constructive criticism is always welcome.

I'm pleased to reveal the new cover art, done by the extremely talented Shadow Beam!
(Here's his Deviantart! http://lshadowbeaml.deviantart.com/ )

This is the first book of The Humanity Within Trilogy. Its sequel is What I've Done.

I wasn't always like this, a monster, running through the woods on an alien planet. I was once a man. I had dreams, a girlfriend, and a great job.
Then They came. In the middle of the night, They scooped me from my home, and... changed me.

Now I'm a beast, a demon the like of which the world I've become stranded on has never seen before, scraping by on the fringes of society, hiding from the natives, and doing my best to avoid notice.

After all, who could ever be friends with a monster?

Cover Image done by the very talented PaintSplotch! You can find his FimFic account here.
And here is his DeviantArt Account!
Now 100% approved by Twilight's Library!
Mad props to my prereaders:
ThatPonyWithASword.
Admiral Applejack.
JXWheeler

If you find yourself on a different planet with powers you would freak out right?
Well I did that for a while. Could of went better...Still powers...this could be fun.