After realizing that Pinkie Pie is, without a doubt, one of the fastest ponies she's ever met, Rainbow Dash decides to challenge her to a race.

If only she knew what she was getting into.

Edited by: bathroomstahl

Prince Blueblood thought the Grand Galloping Gala was over. He thought he could just go to sleep and put it behind him. He never expected to be reliving the same disaster of a day, over and over... and over.

TV tropes page here:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FanFic/TheBestNightEver

Thanks to all the people who wrote the page and all the people who gave me a little wakeup call and comment to become aware of that fact! You can't see it, but you guys put a real smile on my face tonight.

Also, recently, extra thanks to RD Dash for giving TBNE a thorough editing. I've updated the fic accordingly (7.11.12)

Discord takes offense to a restaurant's claim of serving "unlimited" breadsticks.

Idea inspired by the sheer ridiculousness of the Unlimited Breadsticks meme.

Originally written for the "I Regret Nothing" WriteOff.

Now with a reading by AstroBrony! And a reading by ZeusMacD.

Parcel Post, the long-missing mailpony who delivered Discord's ticket to the Gala, staggers into work to explain where he's been. Spoilers for "Make New Friends But Keep Discord", but not serious ones.

Rainbow Dash has an unusual way of learning, and Twilight’s determined to take advantage of it. Before she knows it, Rainbow’s worst fears become reality and her life unravels before her eyes as she becomes the smartest pony alive.

The dark tag is for the implications of the story.

An entry for the April 2015 write-off event, with the prompt “Great Expectations.”

Matthew Williams, a citizen of New York City, leads a pretty good life, an alright job, a nice place. Sure, he has dreams and aspirations like the normal humans of the earth, but he was rather content at the moment. That all changes, when six ponies drop right on his head, and soon finds himself in a variety of situations that will spin his life in all different directions.

Rated PG-13 for Language, Violence, Mild Crude Humor, and Some Sexual Content.

Pinkie Pie has a new friend. He's not a pony, he's something called a "hyewmun". At least that what she thinks he said. Even better, he seems to be just as good at pranking as she is! She's never met another, well, anything like him before. Soon enough, she's wondering if their friendship may not be headed to something more.

Crossing streets isn't that hard really, I mean, all you need to do is wait for the green light, right?

So all that Vinyl needs to do is to walk over to the other side with her wubs and it would be over, right?

She could just pop on her headphones and get in the groove in the middle of crossing the road, right?

It looks like everything around her is also moving to the groove of her music, getting it on, right?

So all that Vinyl needs to do is chill back and go with the flow of her music, get pissed at a driver who almost hit her, get a lecture from the street director for about an hour, get attacked by a (probably) rabid dog, and learn that she is one of the existing time lords in her universe, right?

.....Wait.....what?

(The short 'Music to My Ears' came out not too far back, and there were numerous comments about it. Here I am at 2 AM with those comments, with my own caffeine aided twist.)

Sequel to "Breaking Chaos". Pinkie Pie has been having dreams, dreams that make her wish that Discord was still with her. Six months ago, she had to give him up. Now, with Gummy in tow and three certain fillies also following her, Pinkie releases Discord and they start to think they're home free! Until a sinister character plots to ruin their would-be happy life together.

*Spoilers for EG - Rainbow Rocks*

It's Taco Tuesday! Sonata had been waiting to get one since last week. But when there's only one taco left and another girl wanting to get it as well, they decided to battle for the last taco. Who will win?

Sonata vector by: starcrystal272
Trixie vector by: negasun
The rest of the cover is made by me.

Constructive criticism welcomed!

Edited: This story is updated as of 3/25/18