• Member Since 21st Nov, 2014

Parasprite Polka


I'm mainly here to read and comment, but I might write some stuff. Writing's more my sister's thing. She's also on this site, and goes by 'Original Usermane'. I also play the tuba, which I enjoy. MLP!

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When Twilight Sparkle was given an invitation to a special event hosted by Discord, she was more than a little apprehensive. However, despite her best judgement, she decided to attend for the sake of being a good friend for the reformed Draconequus.

However, when she arrives, she realizes two very big things that Discord has done for this "party"...

One: Twilight is the only pony here.
And Two: There are quesadillas everywhere.

EVERYWHERE


I want to give a special thanks to my Boo Storm Butt for proofreading this for me.

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After storming into Princess Celestia's personal study unannounced, Twilight Sparkle soon learns her yearly battles against the forces of evil are a little more scripted than she'd thought.

And this year, Princess Celestia might've just outdone herself.

Now with a youtube reading! Here!

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This story is a sequel to The Hnng-ening


For the first time in years, Twilight tries on her old pair of glasses to figure out if they still induce strange effects in other ponies.

As it turns out, the effect is hugs. Many, many hugs. Unfortunately, she doesn’t know how to make them stop.


Though this story is a sequel, it's a standalone story and doesn't necessarily require any knowledge of the prequel.

Now with a YouTube reading by Short Stories

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Twilight tries on her first pair of glasses, and though she enjoys them, something goes wrong. Anypony who merely looks at her faints on the spot, and she must figure out why before the entire city of Canterlot is compromised.


Cover art made by the talented and super cool MalWinters!

Now with a YouTube reading by Short Stories, and another YouTube reading by ZeusMacD

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Luna, still a bit unhappy at Celestia for banishing her to the moon for a thousand years, wants to have a small, tiny taste of vengeance. To be exact, she wants to send Celestia to the Sun.

So what is Luna going to do first?

Ask Celestia for permission, of course. Complications eventually occur.


Cover art by: drawcreator

Proofread by: The Daring Cookie

EDIT: Featured on 06/08/2015! Thank you all!

EDIT 2: Now with a dramatic reading by the awesome Wander MD! Link to reading

EDIT 3: Big thanks to Constantoine for providing a French translation! Link to French version

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When a party distracts Pinkie from keeping her dates straight, Pi Day nearly sneaks up on her, leaving her unprepared to deal with the effects of the dreaded Pie Family Curse. :pinkiegasp: This ends up having disastrous consequences for Ponyville, and as usual, Twilight and the rest of the Mane Six have to deal with them- but this time with a little help from the Doctor and Ditzy!

Of course, things probably would've gone more smoothly if Discord hadn't shown up.

*Kind of a crossover if you count Dr. Whooves as being separate from the MLP universe.

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Pinkie Pie makes the Rainbooms wear Power Ranger costumes.

Because she's Pinkie Pie.

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A rainy night at a bar really brings out stories from within ponies. During a game of poker, Equestria's rogue list, including Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, Discord, and Sombra, plus another, the baddies start sharing stories. The similarity; the telling of how they almost won their most famous defeats.

Loosely based on the episode, "Almost Got 'Em" from Batman the Animated Series

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Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.


Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio reading by Dreamless Portal. Chinese and Spanish translations also available.

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Pinkie eating Celestia's cupcake didn't go down very well- at all. Now the Mane Six are down an element of harmony, and all of Equestria may be doomed! Or not. Luckily, Cheese Sandwich is there to save the day. But when Pinkie comes back, they may all learn how Pinkie Pie does what she does...

It's a completely ridiculous story, just meant for laughs, so don't take it too seriously!

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