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Fire Gazer the Alchemist


The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

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After realizing that Pinkie Pie is, without a doubt, one of the fastest ponies she's ever met, Rainbow Dash decides to challenge her to a race.

If only she knew what she was getting into.


Edited by: bathroomstahl

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I liked the story! It was quite funny.

An enjoyable one-shot. Thanks for making my afternoon just a little bit better! :pinkiehappy:

“I’m so freaking warm right now!”

That's what she said!

Yeah, that makes sense. Of course Pinkie's faster. :pinkiesmile:

Excellent story. Have a moustache :moustache:

Never defy the power of Pinkie physics. It can and will beat anything. :pinkiehappy:

I wonder about something.

This was a nice sweet short story. It was also really nice to see Pinkie not be a completely oblivious sociopath and actually in-character - that gets to me much more than it should.

Fly as fast as you like, Rainbow, but Pinkie can bend space and time itself, so she'll ALWAYS have an advantage....

It doesn't matter how fast you get Rainbow.

You can hit zero seconds, and Pinkie will still beat you by one second.

As soon as Rainbow Dash made her Pinkie Promise, I was expecting that ending though, thinking Pinkie Pie wouldn't want to be the cause of breaking Pinkie Promise. Pinkie Promises: more powerful than debugging reality. Love her insane troll logic (and regular logic that's still trolling Dash) though throughout the story.

“But… how?  I must’ve been hitting sixteen wing power easy!  How’d you even catch up to me?”  She paused.  “How did you even beat me here?”

She's only just now asking that after all the times in the show...

Actually Rainbow found the one way to beat Pinkie -- make a Pinkie Promise that you will and then Pinkie will let you win.

The windows shattered in the boutique with a thunderous boom!

:moustache: Rarity you feel that?
:raritystarry: Oh precious scales I could of wasted my life with the likes of Prince Blue Blood - Take me again my knight!

:twilightoops: I surely didn't see that coming now did I

:pinkiehappy: Twily everypony knows !

:facehoof: good point

:rainbowlaugh: I'm first !

I hate say this but. Awww:twilightsmile:

1. There are a few mistakes. I'm willing to help you point them out if you let me.
2. Now I suddenly wanna see Pinkie run against that guy from Valhalla. (Can't remember his name.)

Stories like this are what I like about Fimfiction. Even with simple concepts like this, one can generally expect them to have a decent level of quality, as opposed to fics on some... other sites. This was amusing and very competently written.

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missing period

Fun. But the Sonic Rainboom cannot beat the LePew Pronk.

Rainbow shook her head, her brain latching onto denial. “Hold on a minute—”

Pinkie wrapped her hooves around herself. “Holding!”

Anyone else think of GIR from Invader Zim at this line? :rainbowlaugh:

This was hilarious especially's Pinkie's tolerant attitude towards Dashie's shenanigans.

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