Scootaloo has a problem. A very big, chicken sandwich-shaped problem. Actually, coming back to edit this thing after finishing the story, she's got a little more than just a chicken sandwich problem. But I ain't gonna tell you here 'cause that's a surprise tool that can help us later.

That's it. That's the story. Now go home and stay quarantined or something. :P

Expect OOC Scoots because I can't think of any worldly reason why she would be a restaurant manager. This extends to literally every character in this story 'cause I have no idea what the heck I'm doing right now.

This story is a sequel to Robot Pony

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Even though it's only been days since the Storm King's invasion of Equestria, Tempest has now been tasked to start learning about friendship. After an encounter with Starlight Glimmer, she joins the Reformed Unicorn Mares group. Surely interacting with a few ponies can't be too hard, right?

Thanks again to AShadowOfCygnus for editing.

Cover art is Where's the Rum? by DocWario.

After getting their cutiemarks, the Cutie Mark Crusaders realize that the symbols on their flanks means something. That they are bound together forever, and the markings will not let them separate for even a moment.

Only death will do them part they think. But even then, will it?

What does "cherry" taste like? Cherry, right?

But what does "perambulate" taste like? Sweetie Belle knows, it tastes like freshly cut grass. But one day, she learns other ponies don't taste "perambulate". Or "robot". Or even "cherry". Can Sweetie Belle come to terms with the fact that this ability she takes for granted is unique?

Rated teen due to some violence, language and themes.

Please give me some constructive criticism, not just downvotes. I could use it.

When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!

Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?

Edited By James Fire.

A satirical piece.

Scootaloo is Rainbow Dash's biggest fan. She loves Rainbow Dash so much that she's even devoted a fan club to her. Scootaloo loves Rainbow with a passion. At least, that's what Ruby Reaper thought. But when Scootaloo stumbles into the clubhouse one day saying that she 'murdered Rainbow Dash', Ruby thinks she's joking.

She's joking, right?

Edited and Proofread by: Paradox Theory and Reneigh Haycart

Princess Cadance and Shining Armor have to have a very serious discussion about parenthood. Not all ponies are responsible enough to be a parent. So, the two sit down to have a serious discussion. Very Serious.

Caution: This fic is for terrible people. Like me. I'm a terrible person.

Written for anonpencil

Thundercats terrorize the land. Ponies die. Twilight Sparkle walks outside and the world is on fire.

Apple Bloom is bringing over her ‘colt friend’ for dinner, but she and the rest of the apple family have some concerns that the Apple's matriarch may not be progressive enough to accept this new relationship.

Inspired by a conversation with Nova Quill.

Wonderful cover art by ALSO by Nova Quill.