“Extra sugar, extra salt,/Extra oil and MSG!/Extra sugar, extra salt,/Extra oil and MSG!/Shut up and eat!” –Cibo Matto, ‘Birthday Cake’

In an effort to reform her, Princess Celestia sends Queen Chrysalis to the most horrible thing that the changeling queen can imagine: baking with Pinkie Pie. Will she learn something just as Celestia intended or will Chrysalis be unable to handle being in the same room as Pinkie for an extended period of time?

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After the end of their first semester in advanced flight school, a group of young griffon students get to spend a weekend in the lovely city of Fillydelphia. Not finding "the City of Blooming Friendship" quite as exciting as they had hoped, they decide to play a little prank on the socially awkward member of their party, Frankie.

A few exchanged pills, a good night's sleep, and a mysterious suitcase soon turns the reclusive griffon into a rampaging savior, doing everything he can to protect the unsuspecting citizens from every peril his derailed mind is able to conjure up.

Could this possibly have a good ending?

(Submission for Equestria Daily Flash Fiction Event #4)

All Jackson the narrator wants to do is write an MLP fanfiction. But when his writings start to gain a mind of their own and the characters start to interact with him, how will the residents of Equestria react to a man narrating their lives.

If any of you take this story seriously, I swear I'll find out who you are go to your page and post the most immature comment on your page!

((Warning this story may give you a high dosage of mediocrity, so please tread with care.))

This story is a sequel to Doomguy Wants It

Nightmare Night finally arrived and Luna was having a wonderful time with Twilight. And everything was going well for the small town of Ponyville, 'till Rainbow Dash decided to prank the blood thirsty space marine that went berserk over Smarty Pants just a month back. Now please list all the things that can go wrong with that idea.

I'd like to say: All the ponies who are hurt or harmed in anyway in this story are not ponies I hate. This is not some type of trollfic or story I'm writing just so I can write about hurting one of them. I love all ponies deeply and equally *Cough*Except for Luna*Cough* and that *Cough*She's best pony*Cough* all of them get hurt equally.

Now please don't take this story seriously and have a Happy Halloween!

Not long after the failed changeling invasion of Canterlot, Queen Chrysalis and one of her subjects go to the small town of Ponyville, trying to regain their past glory, which they so humiliatingly lost.

If only Queen Chrysalis would explain her plan.

Written for Equestria Daily's fifth flash fiction event.

A brony finds his way into Equestria, after being pulled through the plane by Pinkie Pie. He tries to adjust to Equestrian life, and find friendship, blah blah blah.

Oh, and by the way, anything he writes miraculously comes true. Like, Shazam! He writes the sky falls, and Skyfall. However, some things are not exactly what they seem...

A rather silly fic, to offset the seriousness of my other works. NOT MY MAIN. This, I think, will be more fun to write than fun to read, but I still hope you enjoy it!

Celestia finds herself sharing company and her booze stash with Luna's crazed split-personality, Nightmare-Moon. However, as the night wears on, she finds she may actually be able to tolerate the dark alicorn. Maybe even like her.

For Nightmare Moon is the best pony: Contest numero uno.

I try to write a shipfic about Pinkie Pie, but she has other plans...

Lashona is one fine sassy woman living the dream. No debt, no kids, no husband, she's got it all. Due to forces beyond her control, she finds herself in Equestria.

And she isn't having any of it.

Nuh uh. No way, no how.

Hey look, YouTube readings! Start here!

What people are saying about it:
"Hey, RainbowBob made a new... Wait a minute..."
~Skeeter The Lurker
"Flint, this is absolutely f***ing brilliant."
~SpaceCommie
"Why would you even..?"
~Comrade Sparkle
"Flint, you can't release this...you'll destroy us all!"
~HAZESHIFT
"Totally just commented to see if I could get onto the list of things people are saying about it."
~Garbo802
"A group just for you!"
~wulf95
"Why the hell are there so many people in the description? THIS IS NEPOTISM!!"
~Vengeful Spirit
"this is gay"
~Regidar

You know these stories where somebody suddenly wakes up with a creepy, unknown voice in their head? Well that's what's happening to me, except I'm that strange voice, and I'm not stuck in somebody, I'm stuck in somePONY.
How did I get here? And how will I ever find a way to go back without so much as a body to call my own?

Now with 100% more cover art thanks to the splendiferously awesome Exelzior! Go read his stuff instead of mine! Do it!

Rated teen for foul-mouthed protagonist. Expect bad words.