Imagine a simple guy like me, who after some heart breaking times decides to live alone in his wooden cottage by the lake, only to get his life flip upside-down by the group of seven talking fillies and one mare. What's worse, it doesn’t seem like my life is gonna get back to normal anytime soon, unless I get rid of them help them get back to where they came from.

Author's notes:
My fanfic is divided into two separate stories. The human world part, although written in a first person style, will also provide a perspective change adds. The Equestria’s part, where Cadence and Shining Armor need to take care of their kingdom, will have a third person perspective.

I would advise you to read the MLP Comics Reflections first. It will help you to better understand some parts of my story. I also need to warn you that my story is a slow paced one. I don’t like to rush things, so if you believe you are patient enough, then perhaps my story might be just what you need :)

Warning: There is a pony to human transformation later on<3

This story takes place after season 3. You can PM me about any mistakes. Feel free to leave a comment, and rate the story if you like it. Thanks in advance.

Editting by Angrywritingskills, BucketHelm, some advice by Ocalhoun. I appreciate your help guys.

Fan-art used by JoieArts permition, thank you so much :)

At Celestia's behest, Twilight Sparkle arrives in Ponyville to prepare for the Summer Sun Celebration, and potentially the return of Nightmare Moon.

Her preparations will be anything but easy. The stallions in charge of the festivities all seem to have taken a "romantic" interest in her, and every one of them is terrible at flirting. Really terrible. Really.

T for innuendo/creepy behavior. Thanks to Sereg for prereading and to Midnight Rambler for helping with the first draft song sequence. Thanks to Posey, Jetto, Blank!, and Kuroi Tsubasa Tenshi for editing (Plus three other anons who didn't give me their fimfic names). Especial thanks to whatmustido and ocalhoun for nitpicking the hell out of this mess.

All-mare version
All-stallion version
Stallion Twilight/mare main five version
The password for the FIMfic versions is: TUSH
(Every version is essentially identical, save character gender. Comments are enabled on the Gdocs if you notice any typos )

Rainbow Dash has been doing her usual thing, going to school, going to her apartment, going to sleep. When she goes to a Pinkie and Cheese party something happens that surprises her.

Scootaloo wakes up one morning to find that she can use magic. Unicorn Magic. This is the story of that Sunday. And the Monday after that. And the Tuesday after that. We'll be serving it with a side of Scootaloo-can't-fly cliche'.

This is my first story so I'd appreciate any feedback!

Click here for this story's (distant) sequel!

Fear is a powerful weapon. Twilight has never shown fear before when faced with villains such as Nightmare Moon. But there is one thing that causes her fear to this day.

Thanks to MrMinimii and ocalhoun for proofreading this for me.

2 weeks after defeating Nightmare Moon, Twilight finds a visitor in her library. Who is this stallion, where did he come from, and why is he so interested in Pinkie Pie? What is up with that jacket?

Warning: Story contains table abuse, randomness, dark themes, and a lesbian. Just the one though.

(BIG Important Author's Note: As of 5/30/15, the rewritten version has been posted. This is pretty much a new fic with the same premise and characters.)

It was supposed to be a mission of peace, a symbol of political unity. It was supposed to prove that a pony-griffon alliance was possible, that the two races could overcome their biologically-programmed notions of 'predator' and 'prey.' The Verdant Song could have been the end of their Cold War.

Whether by intentional sabotage or negligent miscalculation, the ship now limps through space, billions of kilometers from its destination. Without any hope of rescue or contact, the natural order of species prevails.

Some defy their instinct. They attempt to salvage what is left, avoid the merciless hunters, and bring the Verdant Song home.

If they succeed in reaching Equus, they can save the surviving colonists — but along with the colonists, they would bring home a ship full of irrefutable proof that griffons are carnivores and ponies are prey.