What if Twilight and Trixie were both zeppelins who were in love? At last this age-old question has been answered!

My name is Twilight Sparkle, and 350 years ago, Sweetie Belle and I vanished without a trace.
Now here we are, in the future.
Equestria has become a utopia, with everypony living in peace and harmony.
Everything is perfect. All a pony could ever want, and more.
My name is Twilight Sparkle, and I want to go home.

Editing provided by Stereo_Sub and JustAnotherTimeLord.

Cover art courtesy of Geomancing.

Reading by lieilengi

Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi

Oh, my head. Where am I? How did I get here? AND WHY IS THERE SOMEPONY IN MY BED?! What happened last night?

Takes place one year before the events of my fic Earth and Sky.

After Princess Celestia appoints Twilight Sparkle and her friends to be ambassadors to Earth, they decide to introduce themselves to the humans by appearing in a horse show, but they need someone to get them ready. They call on Megan, the legendary warrior who guarded ponykind in days of yore. Megan has banished or slain countless demons, but can she convince the ponies to hold still long enough for her to braid their manes?

This crosses over with G1, but should be accessible to all.

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Editing and fact-checking by Horsegirl123. Additional editing by Portmeirion.

Big thanks to Trinityinyang for the cover art!

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In the blistering heat of the San Palomino Desert near the Macintosh Hills, a man slowly awakes to find that he is stranded and alone. Using what limited resources he has with him, he must find a way out of the desert and make his way back to civilization before the heat and dehydration take their toll. But what he finds once he successfully completes his dangerous journey and makes it to the nearest town will shake him to the core...

The fourth wall has been broken. In fact, comlpetely destroyed. Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and Lyra pop out of a portal and try to make peace with us humans. How does the government handle the aliens? How does Celestia handle diplomacy? Why does one army General think something is amiss? Will any human notice before it's too late?

One-shot, no gore or anything, it's not that dark. Was meant to be a one-shot, but continuing it slowly.

Spacetime accidents-
A foreign invasion-
Friends with stuff to haul-

The new 2013 Applejack can handle all this and more!

Many years ago, shortly before the birth of one Twilight Sparkle, Celestia, ruler of Equestria, found a small item in a forest. That item? An egg. Around the same time, in another place, Celestia, ruler of Draconica found something small in a forest. That thing? A pony.

Art(C)me
Ponies(C)hasbro
dragons(C) ?

Three hundred years ago, Equestria almost invaded the peaceful and idyllic nation of Cavallia, the homeland of Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.

The invasion would have been accidental.

It was quite awkward.