SCP-10314: Rainbow Factory

Item #: SCP-10314

Object Class: Keter

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Applejack loses her ponytail and nopony recognizes her after.

Thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading.

Thanks to Forcalor for pre-reading.

Now with a reading done by Rainbow Infinity Readings.

Anon was isekai'd to Equestria. He was so excited, he immediately fell down a flight of stairs and died.

Sucks to be him.

After gaining thousands of IQ points from Reddit, Rainbow Dash finds her lovely day interrupted by a menacing insect. The beast aims to cuddle all in her path...including the cerulean speedster herself and her normie marefriend Rarity!

Will Rainbow triumph?

I don't know! Read the story, you lazy bum!

CW: Contains jokes about Redditors, female respecters, 2000s-era atheists, bugs, aggressive cuddling, Christopher Walken, and people who graduated from online universities. Not recommended for the faint of heart or those expecting a good story.

Written for Rockstar Raccoon's Crackfic Storm 2024.

An April Fool's joke that spiraled out of control.

Due to Trixie trixing up a spell, she and Autumn Blaze go to 1690s Salem, Massachusetts. Surely the natives will be friendly.

Princess Luna had created the Tantabus to punish herself for her evil deeds, but then she forgave herself and destroyed it. Little does she know that a small fragment had managed to escape and hide in the unknown regions. Can it be stopped before time runs out?

Starswirl the Bearded passes surrounded by friends, and thinking of his more distant friends. He then makes his way onward towards a light, to talk with his greeter, before going to his final reward.

Twilight Sparkle is considered the greatest detective in Equestria. Called to Canterlot to investigate a threat left to museum staff to steal the priceless Mural of Day and Night. When the heist commences, she and her junior detective Spike must find the crooks and more importantly, the missing mural

Twilight is trapped, and Chrysalis is to blame. But where, how, and most importantly... why? Twilight's not even sure she'll survive, and without her friends to help her, she has to face the Queen alone. What will she do? What can she do? Only time will tell.
(Made and uploaded cover art. It's hideous, but it'll do for now.)
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