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Mockingbirb


A pony of mystery in the darkness. Or I forgot to take the lens cap off. (They/them is fine.)

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Which of the main MLP:FiM characters would be most likely to kill somepony?

Spoiler: All of them.


Someone asked this question in "The Writers' Group," and I thought the question deserves a full answer.
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Without reading: I'd like to point out that time there were too many Pinkie Pies, so Twilight killed a bunch. :pinkiecrazy:

You got a couple of good chuckles out of me. Take your upvote with pride!

Starlight's horn lit up, shooting an eye-burningly bright beam of magical energy at Discord, not only killing him but gouging another new canyon into the landscape.

"And STAY dead this time!" Starlight shouted. "Or next time I'll kill you SLOWER!"

If it had anything but this scene for Starlight, I would have been sorely disappointed.

But either way, this whole story gave me a much-needed laugh. Brava!

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I thought it better not to mention the unmarked graves out behind "Our Town."

Thanks!


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Thank you! (I say to a person who has supplied entertaining story prompts himself.)


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TPinkie and the Paint
What's it like, knowing one of your best friends tried to kill almost everypony in the world who looked like you? Sometimes Pinkie Pie would wake up from a nightmare, and remember.
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"I'm on it!"

Yep...that's the kind of batshit crazy thing I could totally see Rarity doing...

this was one of your best, especially the starlight one

If I learned anything, it's that if any of the Mane 6, Spike, or Starlight were to kill me, it'd be most preferable if Twilight does it. She'd at least bring me back to give me a second chance.

Ha!
I was scratching my head, wondering how Estee became involved.
Then it hit me. Just like the piano in her Canterlot moving story.

Also, didn't those ponies realise from their earlier encounter with judicial records that some things don't go away...?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/488430/a-cursory-background-check

10/10 comedy story mate.

I love that Rarity's entry is quite clearly a vent piece created by Rarity herself as part of a novel.

twilight's bit was not funny enough to excuse the laziness, and by that, I mean the resurrection. Maybe I'm just tired of op twilight pre larsoning, or I really hate softcore magic who knows! other than that, it was alright 7.5/10

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~Spoiler~tag~please?~

~I'm~sorry~if~maybe~you~don't~think~it~counts~as~a~spoiler,~idk.~:moustache:~

Edit: Thank you for spoilering! :twilightsmile:

"I have good news and bad news," Twilight Velvet said. "The GOOD news is, I guess we don't have to pay the foalsitter."

"The bad news is there may be another wrongful death lawsuit on our hooves. The last time that happened, our lawyer was such a pain in the rump."


My favorite one was AJ's, because it references my late grandmother's favorite song.

I checked the writers' group page, and must repost this gif that I found in the comments:
(Possible spoiler alert.)
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Like anything in nature, ponies are brightly colored to act as a warning. And they present so many dangers greater than poison…

(They are also poisonous, but that’s another story.)

Delightfully silly. Thank you for it.

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