The writer (me) after getting a tooth pulled has a imaginary discussion with his My Little Pony Figures. And it gets weird.

Throughout all of history, one concept has kept both the written and spoken word from becoming an unintelligible mess. That concept is that most holy of grounds known by some as "grammar." It sets down rules for language to follow, and keeps it free of distortion.

Yet something is wrong. The rules are failing. And only one pony so much as suspects that something is wrong. Something that goes deeper than a simple appearance of errors. Something that could be an attack on the very root of language itself.

Every week, in secrecy, Scootaloo goes to her parent's house. She's afraid of other ponies finding out because her parents are rather... strange. But maybe things aren't as they seem, as her parents are about to tell her something that can turn her entire world upside down...

The Canterlot 'Warrior of the Sweet Tooth' pastry eating contest, has been a quinquennial (def: every 5 years) event in Equestria for the last 400 years; with Princess Celestia, its 78-time defending champion. Now for the first time in centuries, her highness has a worthy opponent in her path. Miss Pinkamena Diane Pie.

Inspired by KP-ShadowSquirrel http://kp-shadowsquirrel.deviantart.com/art/IT-IS-ON-298393900

This is a story that I thought up after seeing all of the MGS references in the show. I hope to make this story different, but very reminiscent of The original Metal Gear Solid Game. Of course it'll be different because I'll have ponies as the characters, but I plan on actually creating a different plot style with this story. This is my first write.

Because sometimes, a finale isn't the end. Sometimes, pure evil just means you have more to lose.

A changeling's body is the plaything of her mind - but can a changeling ever really change her stripes?

Also because I've wanted to try something approximating an adventure story for a while. If there's any demand for it, I'll continue it properly, otherwise I'll just wrap it up quickly.

My name is Canvas. I remember because I wrote it in the corner of the white box. It takes twelve steps to get from the cot to the wall. And the lights hurt my eyes.

(Note: The story isn't in color because I decided to try this without the gimmick! But I still recommend reading the GDocs version.)

Twilight can not find her pillow.

A collection of unrelated sad and melancholy vignettes and flash fiction.

Nothing Loves me - Luna feels unappreciated, and she's very saddened by it.

Worthless - Trixie reflects on her past.

Excruciatus - What would have happened if Tank didn't participate.

I, Scootaloo - Scootaloo tries to fly.

Cake Suit - Rarity Enjoys some cake.

Ace of Cakes - Princess Celestia enjoys some cake.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders' Wild Ride - The CMC goes for a ride in the countryside.

Big House - Applebloom sees her parents.

Stratosphere Serenade - Gilda falls out of favor.

Credit to Shivita for the cover image.

Rainbow Dash just may be Sugarcube Corner's best customer, even though she can't stand sweets. Pinkie Pie is none the wiser.