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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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Starlight Glimmer finds a way to get her revenge on Twilight, only to set in motion things worse than she expected. Making it so the Mane 6 never become the Elements of Harmony, she entirely changes everything you knew about Equestria.

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It was just supposed to be a little game, part of the very first slumber party held in Twilight's new castle. Neither Twilight nor her friends expected to learn life-changing things about each other. And none of them could have anticipated who among them had the most experience when it came to sex...

(Unless you read the comments. Spoilers!)

Reading by Max Kongo!

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When Twilight told the Princess that one of her long-time friends was actually a changeling drone, she expected shock, she expected questions, requests for proof.

She did not expect "Yes, I know. Was that all?"

Now with a dramatic reading by Alicentaur Br0ny!

...and another one by Voiceguy!

And a most impressively produced reading by obabscribbler!

(If you're just going to listen to one of them, pick the third one).

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Translated into Chinese (by Chelicera) can be found on FimTale.

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Rainbow has missed a meeting of Twilight's book club, and the alicorn wants to know why. The answer may come as a bit of a shock to her.

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Sometimes Twilight Sparkle says the wrong thing at the wrong time. When she loves a surprisingly thin-skinned pegasus, this can only lead to disaster.


Proofreading by RaylanKrios.
Cover art by godoffury.
Now with audio reading by CosmicAfro.

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Twilight has an experiment planned, and it centres on Rainbow Dash.

As anxious as she is, Dash really has no right to complain.

It was her idea after all.

Fan Reading!

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Twillight prefers to work alone, though is... Sometimes willing to make an exception.

Working too hard is never good for anypony and it can cause even the smartest purple Alicorn princesses to make a few mistakes. Of course, she can always rely on her loyal friend Rainbow Dash to let her know that she's messed up. Much to her displeasure.

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"And here you'll see the statue of the Lord of Chaos, Discord, imprisoned in stone..."

A group of students from the School for Gifted Unicorns are given a chance to visit Celestia's royal garden and a curious filly decides to ask about a statue that's in their tour, where they all hear the story of how the spirit of chaos fell into a stone imprisonment for the third and final time.


Art by: Kabudragon

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Twilight Sparkle caught and sent Pinkie Pie to the Ponyville Mental Hospital in hopes of bringing her party friend back, despite what other ponies say to her. On court day, she planned on getting her now stable friend out, but the said friend says otherwise.


An Unofficial 'sequel' to Cupcakes. A quick One-shot I thought up and wrote out of boredom. Now flood the comment's section with whatever you like to say, I need feedback! I need the stuff! (I don't really abuse drugs... just to let you know.)


Non-MLP-related-fanfictional story is right here. It's a little longer, different cast of characters but pretty much the same story.

"Haunted by the Past"

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It was the news that shocked Equestria. Rainbow Dash did the unthinkable, she attempted suicide.
Luckily, she was saved from drowning at the last minute when Fluttershy saw her. After being taken to the hospital, news broke out. The question of "why?" on everypony's lips.
Her friends searched for any kind of clue as to what made their friend drive herself to do such a thing.
At Rainbow's house, they found out why.
A few days later, Rainbow Dash woke up in a hospital bed, and right next to her, she's confronted by the last pony she ever wanted to see: Pinkie Pie.
And this, was that conversation.


A huge thank you to TheOtherSideOfFluttershy for the cover art.

And a special thank you to SecretBrony01 for editing this.

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