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The Cynical Brony


"(The Cynical Brony would get arrested for) Complaining about other people's opinions in a coffee shop and ending up slapping the shit out of someone. :rainbowlaugh:" -The Hat Mann

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In the final days of her life, an exceptionally faithful student muses on the subject of her perfect and immortal mentor Applejack.

Now with Spanish translation by Spaniard Kiwi!

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Life has been hard for Sonata for a while now. Ever since her sisters left on a journey to discover how to reinstate their magic, Sonata's been left alone, forced to sell the things she had in order to make ends meet. Still, Sonata knows things won't be this way forever. They will return for her once they've fixed their magic, and once they do, everything will get better, without a doubt.

Until then, she just needs to wait. No matter what, Sonata will see her sisters return once more. Even if she has to wait forever, even if has to stand outside selling everything she owns, and even if she has to do it all in the frozen temperatures of Canterlot's winter, she will live to see them return to her once more.

One way or another, she will see them again.


Inspired by Hans Christian Anderson's 'The Little Match Girl'.

Thanks to The Cynical Brony, Nagi-Muffin, LightningSword for pre-reading and general support. Without you, this story wouldn't exist.

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One small change can alter everything you know. One small change, no matter how seemingly insignificant, can change the entire course of history for the better or worse.

Enter Maripony, the Enclave soaring overhead as a monstrous entity screams its death throes, it and the Enclave force annihilated by the Stable Dweller. Very few Enclave escaped that day and lived to see their final fall.

But what if a single officer, in another timeline, had their sky carriage malfunction, thus causing them to miss the departure? Small, insignificant. An officer who had very little to add to the story of the Lightbringer, who was to die a meaningless death in a balefire blast. But if they survived...?

War Never Changes. But the world has.

And Littlepip is dead.

A collaboration with Twilight is the BEST and BioQuillFiction.
Fallout Equestria is by Kkat.
This story may include spoilers of Project Horizons, Pink Eyes, Murky Number Seven and War Does Change.
You can find the wiki page here.
Featured on: 28/01/2019

Prequel stories:
1) Divergence
2) Desolation
3) Oppression

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Youtube read by ScarlettBlade. (I love this one)

Enuvva by Winged T. Spears.(Dis one is more serious, bruddas)

This one is by Darksymphony777

Knuckles teaches da princesses da weh. *clickclickclickclick*

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This was the summer that everything went wrong. This was the summer that my best friend vanished.


First person story told from Rainbow's perspective. Based on a real life event that happened a couple years ago.

Preread by: DerpyMuffin7

Featured on 4/7/2017 and 4/8/2017! Thanks so much for the support, everyone!

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It's that time of year again at Ponyville Elementary, with Family Appreciation Day. Little Apple Bloom is feeling left in the dust yet again, as all of her immediate family members are too busy to come in to speak. The little filly is left with only one other option:
Her "honorary" family member...
If only he had actually taken a bath for once...


Rated T for Trevor, so expect colorful language and some bloody good violence. Don't worry, no ponies were harmed in the making of this story.
However, many changlings were.
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro.
Grand Theft Auto V belongs to Rockstar.


Edit at 12:05AM on 7/12/2014: Holy Featured Box!
Words cannot describe how much this means to me. Thank you all so much!


Edit at 12:40PM on 7/12/2014: Now with a Youtube reading by the amazing Soupr5! Check it out!

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Twilight is enjoying a perfectly normal day in Ponyville. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and everything is perfectly fine.

That is, until a number of strange, mute creatures appear, who seem hell-bent on attacking each other for no reason whatsoever.

Grand Theft Auto Online © Rockstar Games

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After decades of waiting, the hyped-up movie of the year everyone at CHS has been clamouring about has finally arrived. The first ever film to include two of the world's most iconic superheroes onscreen together:

Nightbat v Stellarman: Dawn of Honor.

Unphased by the negativity feedback towards it, Rainbow drags Sunset, Twilight and the others to see the movie one weekend. While she enjoys practically every second of it, the others' reactions differ somewhat...

WARNING: SPOILERS FOR BATMAN V SUPERMAN! And puns. Horrible, horrible puns.

Entry for Harms Way's 1,000 Follower Contest

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Bandits, thieves and highway robbers plague the southern frontier of Equestria. The hardy, honest ponies that live there fight inch by hoof to survive. But that doesn't matter, because as long as you have 'high noon', you have hope and salvation.

Guess what time it is now?

Silly crossover with Overwatch.
Rated Teen for the use of language and violence.

Big thanks to my proofreader atra116 for his helping to edit some of this junk!

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I don't know why I'm here...

I don't know how I got here...

I don't want to keep going like this...

But I don't have a choice...

I just don't want to wind up like her...


Preread by: MyLittleGeneration, The Cynical Brony

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