Adam is a good friend of Princess Cadance, and has been for the past year.

But when the Crystal Princess finds her request for snuggles denied, her mind breaks and she quickly kidnaps him for nefarious reasons.

He never stood a chance.

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It started with one: one little pony that decided to crawl out of my monitor. Now I'm stuck with a load of tiny ponies. Things could be worse though they're entertaining to say the least. They tend to break stuff when left on their own though...but they're all rather well mannered besides that.

Note: I'm tired of being original, cute is better anyways.

I was the first human to come to Equestria, and I will be the first to die here.

My name is Able, and in five days I will die, leaving behind a filly that looks to me for everything.

These are my last days.

The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.

Anon and I have been friends for awhile now. We get along together and Dinky loves him to death. I feel very fortunate to have a friend like him. Its just, I have always liked Anon a little more than I probably should. He needs a friend right now, seeing as he just went through a bad break up.

Who am I kidding anyways. Who would want me? I'm just... damaged goods.

A man comes to Equestria. It's nice. Rainbow Dash becomes his friend, but something's bothering her...

He seems to be hiding something. He's told her a lot of things, things he hasn't talked about to anypony else, but there's still something eating at him. So, she psyches herself up for a visit to get to the bottom of it.

Rainbow's hooves poked at the keyboard. "I heard illegal computer hacking is super cool. So I knew what I had to do next."

Now there's a sequel: Rainbow Dash Hacks the Internet Again (Hacker Blitz's Second Strike!)

Gordon Ramsay walks into Sugarcube Corner and orders a cupcake.

Then he savagely critiques it.

What more is there to say?

Rated T because Gordon.

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The story centers around a young colt named Blitz who initially struggles to make friends after moving to Clouds dale. However, he eventually forms a strong bond with a young filly named Rainbow Dash, and their friendship deepens over the years, evolving into a sibling-like connection. As time goes on, Blitz develops strong romantic feelings for Rainbow Dash.

However, a heartbreaking event occurs when Blitz witnesses something that shatters his heart, prompting him to leave Cloudsdale. Three years later, he decides to return to the place where his story with Rainbow Dash began. The narrative seems to explore themes of friendship, love, heartbreak, and the passage of time. The story likely delves into Blitz's emotional journey, his experiences in dealing with complex emotions, and the potential for reconciliation or closure upon his return to Ponyville.

A summons in the dead of night.
A lone passenger on a train to the edge of Equestria.
Nothing but the clothes on your back.
Nothing but the ring in your pocket.
On a small hill you approached Princess Celestia.
On that day your fate played out.