Scootaloo realizes the intricacies and stress of love firsthoof when she discovers that both Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom are interested in her.

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Cover Art by Spanish-Scoot

**Featured 4/7/14 That's three story features in a row! Thanks everyone!**

Edgar Allen Poe was one of the greatest horror writers of all time. My Little Pony: Friendship is magic is one of Hasbro's finest works. When the two meet, the results... well, I tried.

Right now, the story consists only of "The Fire Ruby," which is a parody of Edgar Allen Poe's "The Cask of Amontillado.", I'm working on a second chapter, but I just... can't... care!

It's Maud Pie's birthday at the rock farm, and Pinkie has brought all of her friends along for the ride to celebrate. All the festivities even caught the attention of a certain party-pony's Cheesy Sense, prompting him to make his way there.

But when he sees that he can't get Maud to show any emotion whatsoever, he starts to believe he's losing his touch...

After chasing down Applejack's carriage outside of Dodge Junction, Rarity's friends have stranded her in the desert with Pinkie Pie. Now, she has to get herself, and her annoying companion, home. This proves to be even more difficult a task than it seems, as events seem to conspire against her. From the brutal desert sun, to a deadly treasure-filled cavern, Rarity's skills, and patience, will be tested to their limits.

This could be the story of any small boy and his friends. But it just so happens, that this is the story of the friends of one particular small boy: Christopher Robin.

And the happy pink pony who blusters into the Hundred Acre Woods one particularly windsome Windesday.

Join Tigger, Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh, and the rest of the inhabitants of the Hundred Acre Wood as they meet new friends and explore a new, colorful land called Equestria, and help their new friend get home.

If they can ever find it, that is. Not that they're in any great hurry.

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Much thanks to my prereader, Belligerent Sock.

She hates the humans. She hates their roads. She hates what the world has become...but most of all she hates her job.

Join Pinkamena Diane Pie (just call her Pinkamena) as she struggles through her day with stupid customers, and dumber management.

Don't look in the satchel.

[Now comes with Rage Review!] *warning: spoilers*

[Credit to Party Pop for new cover art]

[special thanks to JoeSFX for english to spanish translations in chapter 6.]

[Not a Cupcakes rewrite]

[Note: Fic is a dark comedy, and is AU. Expect characters to be different from their original canon roles and misanthropy abounds. May not be your cup of tea.]

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Alos88

Pinkie regretted everything she's done in the past and has done especially after she killed her dear friend, Rainbow Dash. She would give anything to see her again. She just wants to hug her and tell her shes sorry for everything, but she knows there is no way possible to make what she wants a reality. Or is there? Such as a ''Way out''?

We have never know Scootalo's story until now, join her as she tells you how her once nice life turned upside down.

Twilight creates a spell that should allow anypony to experience an amazing 24 hour day in the span of about an hour. She wants to test out a lighter version that should give her a 5 minute experience in a few seconds to make sure the spell is safe. After a successful test, however, she is worried that it might have actually worked better than expected...