Rainbow Dash has invited you over for a lazy night at her house. How will she spill her secrets to you tonight?

Introducing: a 2nd-person story with only Rainbow Dash's lines to you for a truly immersive experience.

While taking a walk on the castle grounds at Hogwarts, Luna Lovegood comes across a small creature that calls itself Woona. Finding the creature too irresistible to ignore, she decides she's going to take care of her. The Hogwarts halls will never be the same again.

Cuteness guaranteed!

Harry Potter crossover (Events start during Half-Blood Prince)

Cover art (not counting background) done by me, Teyeson Bee

Featured: 12/23/22

What would happen if the Death Note were to fall into Equestria? And what would happen if, during its fall, its very ability changed, to cope with the new universe, and became the Derp Note? These two questions, and more, shall be answered in... The Derp Note!

When a portable teleportation device is created. Twilight soon discovers that she's doomed her friends to death in three days! Now it's up to each of the Mane 6 to make their peace, and for Rarity to help Rainbow Dash seduce one very pretty dentist.

Yeah, this follows the TF2 thing pretty closely for the Rarity/Dash parts. It's such a good structure that I couldn't help but maintain it. This is the cheesiest thing I have ever written, and I am so very sorry.

Inspired by this image: http://gray--day.deviantart.com/art/Expiration-Derp-463498671

Oh look, I read it aloud too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYQRg8Goohk

(Based on Expiration Date)

I hope you like really bad puns and word avalanches. These are just very short stories that all end in one or the other. Groaning and facehoofs ahead.

I currently update with at least two new puns at a time, but not on a schedule. Just whenever the mood strikes me to make more. My goal is 50 eventually.

Apple Bloom is in the hospital, and the Apple Family tries to explain what led up to the accident.

An entry for the Feghoot Contest.

Spoilers in comments! Don't scroll down!

Made the feature box, 2019.06.21 to 23! Thanks, everypony!

Rainbow Dash is dead, and Sunset has to fix it.

She is neither amused nor enthused.

This story is a sequel to Twilight's Spark

Audio reading by Scribbler Productions

After breaking up with a mare you've loved for a long, long time, your mind is in shambles. You live life only from day to day, trying to clear your head by doing menial, solo tasks like helping out the Apples in their chores.

One day, however, you come to the close, caring friend called Rarity. And your direction may perhaps be changed for the better.

This story is a sequel to Pinkie Pie's Promise

Audio reading by Scribbler Productions

Twilight Sparkle: the student of the princesses, a princess in her own right, and brimming with stunning capability. She's also awkward, nerdy, and obsessed with the pursuit of knowledge. Not to mention cuter than any other mare in Ponyville!

Trouble is, you don't know how to initiate a relationship with her. Maybe there's a book that can help. Maybe...she can help.

This story is a sequel to Avatar: The Last Alicorn. Book 1: Pegasus

This is a parody of avatar the last airbender, using ponies! Following the first book, will Avatar Twilight be able to find an earth bending master, as well as develop the skills to add a third element to her repertoire? Will her new skills allow her to keep one step ahead of her newest, and possibly greatest, enemy, the young Sweetie Belle?
Special thanks to Angel_Bunny for editing the chapters for me
Please enjoy!

Full collection:
Avatar the Last Alicorn:
Book 1.
Book 2.
Book 3.
Book 4.

Legend of Diamond Tiara:
Book 1.
Book 2.
Book 3.
Book 4.

Disclaimer: "Avatar: the Last Airbender" and all associated characters, storylines, and materials belong to Nickelodeon and were created by Bryan Konietzko and Michael Dante DiMartino.
Artwork by Silfoe